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Actual Meanings Of Corporate Catchphrases

Twitter user @delia_p started a thread on what the actual meanings behind various corporate catchphrases are. The corporate world can inspire all kinds of deceptive lingo and forced written pleasantries between people that'd just as much rather never say anything to each other. The following can serve as a potentially helpful and hilariously relatable list of what some of those corporate catchphrases actually mean, next time you read one in an email. 

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