Sanctuary Deems Rescued Owl "Too Fat To Fly"

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    Apparently, the chonky owl was weighed, and found to be roughly a third heavier than they would expect a large healthy female little owl to be.

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    The sanctuary said it was "extremely unusual for wild birds to get into this condition naturally".

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    And of course, this list wouldn't be complete without some of our favorite reactions to this story:

    Text - sixsi 5 hr 241 pts Probably knew it was getting too fat but didn't give a hoot.
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    Text - 5 hr notgonnaworkonmaggiesfarmnomore via iPhone 0 38 pts Don't fat shame him, he's trying his best
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    Text - narniasreal via Android O 2 pts 33 min I know the feeling tomnår 2 pts 48 min I too am too fat to fly.
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    Text - Kelsey L. Hayes @kelseylh Everything is terrible but we can all – as one human family – look at this chonker owl and say, "It me." 3:25 PM Jan 29, 2020 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - Chris Ohlmeyer @CBOhlmeyer Replying to @kelseylh Jabba the Hoot. 3:26 PM Jan 29, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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