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Guy Live-Tweets His Bat Issues, and Wow Is This Ridiculous

Holy incompetence Batman. You're not doing it right, man.

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    Text - @* 100% o Telstra 8:30 am < Tweet David Hill @davehill77 We have over 40 bats in our attic. We paid a company $800 to get rid of them. The guy is up there now swatting them out with his hands. 22/10/16, 7:14 am 22 RETWEETS 84 LIKES David Hill @davehill77 1h I asked the guy if they always do it this way and he said "no, when we first started we didn't know much about bats. We used a pillowcase." 4 34 Reply to David Hill
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    Text - e 100% .ooo Telstra 8:30 am Tweet David Hill @davehill77 1h "We put on gloves and would just grab them and put them in the pillowcase. One time a new guy got scared and swung it around and killed em." 19 David Hill @davehill77 1h "That got us in trouble with the protected species thing. So now we just try to shoo em out." 18 David Hill @davehill77 1h Another guy just got here with a 40 foot ladder. Can't wait to see how this is going to work 14 MfrBurkeVA @BurkeanBeer 1h @davehill77 @jlwo
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    Text - @* 100% .ooo Telstra 8:30 am Tweet David Hill @davehill77 1h There are bats everywhere now O:10 l 12 David Hill @davehill77 56m "Some of em tried to come back so we got a little more aggressive with our pokin" "I just hope they don't come back while I'm on that ladder Reply to David Hill
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    Text - o Telstra 1% 100% 8:31 am Tweet 2 17 David Hill @davehill77 55m "They ain't comin back, Tanner." "Hell, they might!" 14 Sigh Hersh (scary) @Ugarles 55m @davehill77 lol can you send them to me for mosquito season. i'm going to treat them as more of an outdoor pet. 2 David Hill @davehill77 54m I have so much work to get done today but this is happening 16 matthew rowe @mattyrowe 51m @davehill77 is this your tinyletter? David Hill @davehill77 49m Will the bats come back while Tanner is on th
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    Text - .ooo Telstra 1* 100% 8:31 am Tweet David Hill @davehill77 49m Will the bats come back while Tanner is on the ladder Yes 95% No 5% 209 votes. 2 hours 10 minutes left David Hill @davehill77 47m David Hill@davehill77 46m Neither of them want to go up the ladder. "It's just unsettling." Reply to David Hill
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    Text - ooo Telstra 1% 100% 8:31 am Tweet David Hill @davehill77 45m "You get about so high and your legs get to wobblin" 1 18 Kristen Green @kgreen 44m @davehill77 I'm afraid you just flushed that $800 down the toilet. 3 David Hill @davehill77 41m Somebody might die on this property today 20 David Hill @davehill77 37m Tanner wussed out. Brad is going up. 22 David Hill @davehill77 29m Success. No bats, no deaths 25 elmtree @elmtree916 23m Reply to David Hill
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    Text - .ooo Telstra 1% 100% 8:31 am Tweet David Hill @davehill77 20m Brad said there were "at least 50" bats up there. "They was mad, too." 24 David Hill @davehill77 19m So comforting to know there are 50 pissed off homeless bats flying around my neighborhood rn 2 33 Seth Pollack @spllck 19m @davehill77 would you hire them again? David Hill @davehill77 18m When the bats come back looking for revenge, they wont distinguish between Brad, the one who actually poked them, and me, an innocent renter
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    Text - o Telstra @* 100% 8:31 am Tweet IHUTUTIRE TVI TUMMC RMTU (not affiliated with Brad & Tanner's Whack- a-mole®) 3 David Hill @davehill77 6m Shoutout to Brad and Tanner, two men far braver than myself. 14 David Hill @davehill77 6m I hope they get to keep the $800 and not share it with some jerk bat boss sitting on his ass somewhere. 17 Matt Law @aboutmattlaw 5m @davehill77 "Brad and Tanner" = BaT. Hmmmm 7 Mayor P @punmagnate 5m @davehill77 please make this a Moment, David Reply to David Hill
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