Neighbor gets even with entitled curmudgeon next door after he keeps trespassing to rake neighbor's leaves without permission: 'Wow, that guy does NOT like you'

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  • An older man wearing a blue and white striped collard shirt looks down at the camera
  • "Leave My Leaves Alone"

    My neighbor is a typical curmudgeonly old man. He loathes the fact that I do not rake my leaves (yay pollinators). He tells anyone who will listen how much he hates it. Even the mailman said, "Wow, that guy does NOT like you.
  • My leaves do not touch his yard at all. We are separated by a chain link fence. The wind can't even blow them into his space. They have zero effect on his life.
  • Yesterday when I got home all of my leaves that could be seen from his window had been raked into a pile around the corner of my house. Another neighbor said she saw him in my yard raking
  • them up. Me, being quite curmudgeonly myself, waited until after dark, snuck out, and put all my leaves back where they belong.
  • This morning the old guy walked outside for his morning smoke, stopped, stared, and started cussing. It was glorious.
  • A red rake lies on top of a pile of leaves.
  • Zirenton I live in a predominantly non- deciduous country. Can you explain the link between the fallen leaves and your local pollinators please?
  • OP Solid-Wrongdoer3162 Many beneficial insects and pollinators lay eggs, pupate, and hide under the leaf layer over the winter.
  • susan1375 I would be fuming if someone cleared my leaves as the hedgehogs who live in my garden collect them for their nests.
  • wellshititworked Ask your friends and other neighbors to bring their leaves to your yard. Like lots and lots of extra leaves. Better yet actively in full view of a pissed off old dude, pay people 2 bucks a bag for leaves then dump them on your pile. Then encourage loud little kids to jump in the leaves.
  • Truescent11 Put one leaf of a different tree than yours in his yard every day.
  • SharkBubbles People are absurd when it comes to leaves. Just moved into a new neighborhood, and there are landscapers mowing (!) and blowing leaves every weekday. I almost long for snow.
  • lapsteelguitar Next time, redistribute the leaves during daylight.
  • Weekly Watercress505 I leave mine where they lay, then in springtime, after all of the snow has melted, they've softened and start decaying so I just mulch them with my lawn mower, and turn them over in my flower beds. Hardly have any problems with weeds and have free fertiliser.
  • delulu4drama Next time, sprinkle the leaves into words that say "Leaf me alone"
  • roge0934 These are the types of things I live for. Great work
  • bentnotbroken96 I don't bag and dispose of my grass clippings. I don't weed my yard. I don't rake up and throw away the leaves that fall on my yard. I also don't water my yard. I mulch that shit back in... And I have a beautiful crop of grass, clover, wild violets and dandelions. My yard stays green far longer than my neighbor with his "spotless" yard. I also stop mowing to let the frogs get out of the way when I'm mowing. I like you.

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