Shower Thoughts To Ponder This Weekend

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satirequeen
Feb 15, 2020 4:00 PM EST

Here are some of this week's top-rated shower thoughts for you to wrap your head around. From the crazy statistics of life's fatality rate to the anthropological reason that men carry in the shopping bags, it's all here for you. Welcome to the inner thoughts of the average Joe, or possibly even the next big philosopher of this generation... you never know!

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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/tearose11 5 days ago O Telling kids that a cop will arrest you as a disciplinary tool, then expecting kids to tell a cop if something bad is happening to them, must be confusing as hell.
    via u/tearose11
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/moneybot13 3 days ago Must be a lot of different toilet styles in the Star Wars universe
    via u/moneybot13
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Halituth 1 day ago E There's a good chance that someone somewhere watched The Ring a week before they died
    via u/Halituth
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    Text - Posted by u/goldenewsd 2 days ago Maybe men are so fixated on bringing in all the shopping bags in one go because our ancestors couldn't leave any of the prey unattended in fear of scavengers.
    via u/goldenewsd
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/tlacct 4 days ago Nobody gave us the source code for how our bodies work so we've basically spent centuries reverse engineering ourselves
    via u/tlacct
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/raylolsw 1 day ago 3 the only reason Luigi is believed to be weaker than Mario is because he's always player 2, and player 2 has traditionally been our younger siblings
    via Redditu/raylolsw
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/thinkingbell955 2 days ago When you accidentally drank ocean water, there's also a slight chance that you've drank part of someone's ashes released in the sea
    via u/thinkingbell955
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/prettyhoneybee 16 hours ago A major transition from child to adult is when you stop just dipping chips in salsa and instead, start scooping the salsa.
    via u/prettyhoneybee
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/TylenolMuncher 1 day ago S Erasers slowly sacrifice their lives for our mistakes
    via u/TylenolMuncher
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Niky 1 day ago Someone decided that women will shave their legs and men won't and everyone just went with it.
    via u/Niky
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/OldSchoolZombie 6 days ago In today's age, the most unrealistic part of National Lampoon's Vacation is the fact that they were able to both afford, and get enough time off of work approved to take a family vacation.
    via u/OldSchoolZombie
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Lazar704 3 days ago Not having a power socket next to your bed makes you really appreciate having a power socket next to your bed
    via u/Lazar704
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    Text - Posted by u/Tosiku 1 day ago Life has a 93% case fatality rate. 99.5 billion humans have died out of the 107 billion who have ever existed.
    via u/Tosiku
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    Text - Posted by u/DrAwkward404 6 days ago S If we all made the first 90% of the toothpaste tube last as long as we do the last 10, we could collapse the toothpaste industry inside a month.
    via u/DrAwkward404
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    Text - Posted by u/harry4236 3 days ago You can't really look deeply into someone's eyes. You can only really look deeply into one eye at a time.
    via u/harry4236

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