Dad Tweets The Funniest Things His Daughters Say About Animals

James Breakwell is the father of four daughters and two pigs. His everyday routine includes some very interesting conversations he has with his daughters. We have collected the ones revolving around dragons, horses, spiders, and other animals. Kids do say the darndest things ever. 

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