TIFU: Water Bottle Mishap Results In Accidental Spider Casualty

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mattstaff
Feb 25, 2020 11:00 AM EST

Well, that's one way to get your protein with your water. Just imagine waking up, potentially disoriented as many humans are at that moment, and then realizing that you've accidentally ingested a spider. Panic might ensue, but long as you didn't eat something poisonous (even then, how does that shake out?), you might just find yourself having to accept what is. A spider is dissolving in your body, and that's that. 

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    Text - r/tifu + JOIN u/imlesmartest • 4d TIFU: By leaving my water bottle on the floor over night I left my water bottle on the floor last night and after eating breakfast this morning I came back and took a drink out of it without looking.
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    Text - So you know the urban myth that you eat eight spiders a year while you sleep? I now know the texture of them from thinking it was a some of my breakfast stuck in my teeth that came out after drinking from my water bottle. I drank out of the water bottle felt something solid in my mouth assumed it was cereal and chewed but it felt different so I took it out of my mouth and it was a small spider Even though I rinsed my mouth out thoroughly I still sometimes feel a leg in there even though I
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    Text - If you are curious it's crunchy and small like the size a small piece of cereal but the texture of a just barely undercooked noodle TLDR:I left my water bottle on the floor overnight drank out of it started chewing something and then spat out a spider. I want to die. If you want proof I should be able to go back to the garbage bin and find it but l'd really prefer not to as you can image
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