Masked Vigilante Attempts to Snuff Out Olympic Torch With Water Gun

While the world watched as Pemex snuffed out a terrifying hell-vortex of fire in the middle of the ocean, many might have missed another notable extinguishing event over the weekend. A 53-year-old woman was arrested on July 4th for attempting to annihilate the olympic flame. In a video recording of the incident, the indignant vigilante waits among a packed crowd in Mito, Japan. When the torchbearer passes, she pulls out her concealed water gun and squirts point-blank at the Olympic flame as she cries 'stop the games!' and 'end the Olympics!' According to NHK, the protester wanted to send a message, believing it was irresponsible of the government to hold the games amid a pandemic.