Sometimes it's hard to remember that Batman was more than a gruff-voiced billionaire who weirdly resembles Patrick Bateman. Then you recall all the other movies and comics that took us to the Nolan-induced point of Joker-worship. And then, perhaps you might recall the time Batman peed himself and rode a dinosaur and got beaten up by Kite-Man. No? Well, Cracked's CanonBall is here to regale you with 5 very weird and very real Batman storylines.