Top Ten White People Tweets (March 5, 2020)

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  • 01
    Text - Phil Chats RICK ASTET PRESIDE 5 mins · Amazon Employee in Seattle Confirmed To Have Coronavirus O Like Comment A Share Nick Ubel So the rest of us could get it by Thursday if we order within the next two hours? 2m Like Reply Nick Ubel I dont care who you are, that's some Prime humor 1m Like Reply Write a reply...
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  • 02
    Superfood - shauna @goldengateblond hello and welcome to "Snack or Porn Title," I'm your host Granola Bars. GI two moms IN THE RAW USDA MLAMC GF VER Only the good stuff!
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  • 03
    Text - Kelly O'Connor @heyitskellyy a few weeks ago I faked an Irish accent at the bar & ended up meeting a guy from Ireland that night. since then I contemplated if he was faking it or not & I just found him on tinder and his bio says if he gets drunk enough he fakes an Irish accent. I've found my soulmate y'all!!
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  • 04
    Text - the drake gatsby @DrakeGatsby will i am: How are the lyrics coming? Usher: How about "Honey got a booty like pow pow pow" will i am: Hmm ok Usher: Follow it up with "Honey got some boobies like 'wow, oh wow" will i am: First of all I love it
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  • 05
    Text - Jenna Peterson @SmallJenna I hate this whole "women can be sexy at fifty!" narrative. At what age will society stop demanding I try to be hot and just let me turn into an old swamp witch, as nature intended? 7:32 AM Feb 27, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 06
    Hair - Michael Benjamin @mfbenji Oh my god it looks just like Laura Dern r Page Six O @PageSix · 10h Laura Dern's goldfish dies at 14 years old trib.al/gZTt2ef 8:11 PM 3/4/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 07
    Text - Kris_brizz. @Kbrizz1 What's the obsession with calling food or recipes "better than sex".. I tried your Pinterest risotto Sharon and frankly I'm wondering if your needs are being met.
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  • 08
    Text - Erin Osgood @erinosgood_ God bless the hundreds of people doomsday prepping at Costco right now and still eating the little food samples sitting out for everyone to touch #coronavirus 5:06 PM · 2/29/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 09
    Text - Jesse McLaren @McJesse Starring Me The fact is, right or left, the American people want an old man with dementia.
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  • 10
    Text - ditch pony @molly7anne They shouldn't have tried to hold an election AND teach Americans how to wash their hands, all in the same week. It was too much. We were overwhelmed. 11:40 AM · 04 Mar 20 · Twitter for iPhone
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