Funniest Screenshots Of The Week (March 5, 2020)

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    Text - Charlie @MoistCr1TiKal I've been seeing a lot of disrespect towards men who order boneless wings. Come say that to my face as I pound 15 boneless and my fingers stay clean enough to finger your mother meanwhile you're using wet napkins to wipe the shame off your bad decision 17:44 · 26/02/2020 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - xXxJoshxXx @MrxJAK Hi, welcome to Chuck E. Cheese. Everything is visibly dirty and our mascot is a rat, eat some pizza near a sneezing child. Come on down for some rat pizza at our child casino.
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    Text - If you're not in my circle of trust, you're probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt
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    Text - RAETM @raekwon How broke are you? Vuyo. @Vuyo_Unchained I'm gonna have a deep breath for lunch today.
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    Text - hokuto-ju-no-ken I'm gonna dip a clementine in ranch. quinzelade Why do you hate Jesus hokuto-ju-no-ken Jesus is my homeboy but God has a lot to answer for and my rebellion will continue until he does so.
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    Text - r/AskReddit Posted by u/Jasonjones2002 · 4h O NSFW What was sexy 10 years ago but isn't now? 1 18,5k 7,6k Share Award SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL danwilkie90 •3h O 2, S 4 Awards Plucking your eyebrows thinner than a badgers nadger. Now it's gotta be full on "2 slugs fighting for dominance". Reply + 11,1k
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    Nightclub - INCIDENTS Nightclub DJ beaten up after playing 'Despacito' for the tenth time
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    Text - sita @arte_vandelay just a casual reminder that the 17th Earl of Oxford went into voluntary exile for 7 years because he farted while bowing to the Queen HIS Earle of Oxford, making of his low obeisance to Queen Elizabeth, happened to let a Fart, at which he was so abashed and ashamed that he went to Travell, 7 yeares. On his returne the Queen welcomed him home, and sayd, My Lord, I had forgott the Fart. reddit
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    Text - The garlic in your soup waiting for you to confuse it for a piece of potato 22,479 likes moistbuddha It's a culinary chameleon (@captain.lasagna)
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    Text - r/teenagers u/deadendshift · 5h • 17 A message to all the girls that make tik toks the bathroom Rant I am going to shit extra loud if I walk in and you're doing some cracked up version of the macarena. I will destroy my asshole if it is for the greater good of humanity. Edit: You're laughing... my first post to blow up is a threat to shit at 125 decibels and you're laughing. 1 4.6k 158 1 Share
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