Funniest Things Parents Have Heard Kids Say

Parents are sharing the funniest things that they've heard kids say. Kids have an uncanny knack for spewing out all kinds of outlandish sentiments. If anything, they can help the rest of us not take ourselves so seriously. They provide that comedic relief with spontaneous pure ridiculousness. 

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