Shower Thoughts Spawned From Hyperactive Minds

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mattstaff
Mar 30, 2020 11:00 PM EDT

The shower is the home to people's strangest, and sometimes most profound realizations. It's a place to connect the dots, or ponder, or just get lost in the stream of thinking until you come up for air with something that could be an "aha" moment. These shower thoughts were a whole lot of fun to scroll through. With everyone caught up in the self-quarantined time due to Coronavirus, some folks might be taking more showers than usual. So maybe, more brain melting shower thoughts.

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    Text - u/blendergremlin • 8d 4 Awards If you can't look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.
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    Text - u/XenoDrake• 21h S 4 Awards That whole, people are 1 or 2 pay checks away from bankruptcy thing is about to be put to the test.
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    Text - u/born_in_cyberspace • 6d E3 2 Awards It's hard to be a prepper. During the good times, people dislike you because they think you're paranoid. During the bad times, they dislike you for being right all along.
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    Text - u/aka5hi • 22d Sometimes you don't realize how wrong someone has really done you; until you're explaining it to someone else or rethinking everything to yourself
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    Text - u/appleijunkie • 12d A 3 2 Awards If, one day, we cure aging and all diseases, we will all die horrible deaths.
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    Text - u/dayyob • 8d 1 Award It seems unfair that elevators have music but stairs do not have music.
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    Text - u/LuucMeldgaard • 18d F 1 Award There must be a lot of Tinder dates where both persons where catfished but ended up thinking that they were stood up because neither of them could find the person they were looking for
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    Text - u/imsohungryman • 5d 1 Award People are now stocking up on necessities out of fear of running out because people are stocking up on necessities, and not because of the chance of a lockdown.
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    Text - u/NewWorldByAtticus • 17d 2 Awards If we had to dump our own household trash in our backyard for one week, we would seriously reconsider our own impact of environmental waste.
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    Text - If you're under the age of 40, Kane Tanaka (the oldest living person) has slept more years than you've been alive.
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    Text - u/Lum1nar • 18d If the purpose of life is to live long, to do no harm and to help others to survive, trees are doing pretty damn good job.
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    Text - u/ianthehuman • 27d Considering wizards' lack of knowledge regarding the modern world, the safest way to have transported Harry Potter around would have been the airport.
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    Text - u/RuneLFox • 3d 1 Award Buses have the route number on the back so you can confirm that it was your bus you just missed.
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    Text - Spider-man took getting bit by a spider pretty well considering that most people would freak out and start googling spider bites immediately after.
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    Text - u/Adrian_Ho • 21d Titanic is an old woman telling a story of a time she got banged on a cruise
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    Text - u/GILDEF21 • 10d ... 3 2 Awards The biggest coincidence is that the moon and the sun look like they're the same size
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    Text - u/YinYang Tesla • 6d Astronauts on the international space station are probably feeling pretty good right about now
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    Text - u/17EAndersen • 12d Whoever put 2 L's in "parallel" was a genius
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    Text - u/step6666 • 14d The quickest way to sober up during a night out is to pat your pockets and not feel your phone
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    Text - u/Tiddywhorse • 11d If everyone self quarantines for a few weeks there's probably gonna be a bit of a baby boom come Christmas.
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    Text - u/DrAwkward404 • 11d The world's greatest massage therapist will never experience the world's greatest massage.
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    Text - u/hartomo2 • 22d The most popular chair for mobile gaming is a toilet.
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    Text - u/Vaporo1701 • 19d Human beings are probably the only creatures in the world that find the smell of wood smoke to be pleasant.
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    Text - u/Domundead • 23d Gravity doesn't keep you on the floor. The floor stops gravity sucking you down to the planet's core
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    Text - u/KhaleesiDog • 26d S 1 Award You can find someone attractive while not being attracted to them.
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    Text - u/MisterAbbadon • 25d ... 1 Award Lemons, Limes, Lemon Soda, Lime Soda, and Lemon Lime Soda all taste completely different.
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    Text - u/decals42 • 24d O 2 Awards Since animals and plants are mostly made of water, the evolution of all life is really the story of planets developing oceans and then eventually watching those oceans get up and start walking around.
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    Text - u/Walking_Wallace • 11d When you warm up by the fire, you're cooking yourself to a comfortable temperature
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    Text - u/soozaipigimp • 22d Headphones and earbuds actually make the audio from your device quieter rather than louder.
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    Text - u/Great_Bacca • 23h 3 1 Award "My brother-in-law works at the CDC" is the new "My uncle works at Nintendo".
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    Text - u/Jamezzzzz69 • 19d One armed people are probably so much better at spooning than the rest of us
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    Text - u/plan_with_stan • 26d Humans are the only species who decided that water was too boring as a beverage to keep us alive.
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    Text - u/JAME2313 • 26d the sun that you see is the exact one that everyone in history has ever seen
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    Text - u/Kabluey2 • 14d ... 1 2 Awards If scientists are able to eliminate ageing the first immortals will probably be mice, instead of humans.
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    Text - u/ASongofShaw • 27d The problem with coffee is that you have to make coffee before you've had coffee
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    Text - u/FrodoTheDodo1 • 15d 1 Award Humans are the plastic of the animal kingdom. Incredibly versatile and good in a lot of situations, but generally lacking specialisation and slowly killing the planet.
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    Text - u/aaronngabb •4d 1 Award People are becoming like the people in math books because of the panic buying
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    Text - u/Bed_RockStar • 17d Vampires always have great hair, even though they can't see themselves in a mirror.
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    Text - u/MaldingMadman • 21h It's ironic that a robot is telling humans that they are wrong when we enter a captcha.
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    Text - u/Saul_gOod • 27d 3 1 Award There's probably TONS of really good aged wine at the bottom of the ocean.
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    Text - u/bugchild9 • 6d E-Sports is about to have a spike in viewers with all the land sports getting cancelled and postponed.
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    Text - u/adavid02 • 18d 1 Award If Corona gave free masks with every pack, their sales would skyrocket.
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    Text - u/Phisyqx_ • 19d Math is the source code of the universe, physics is the anti-cheat of the universe.
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    Text - u/VisionaryPrism • 24d Every time you fall asleep you are putting complete trust in your body to continue breathing and functioning normally.
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    Text - u/EmptyStupidity • 18d ... The Lorax is a story about saving trees, that's written on trees
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    Text - u/emilieisthepizza • 4d Biting your lower lip is seductive and attractive, whereas biting your upper lip has the completely opposite effect.
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    Text - u/mg7eb7 • 21d If the word "Quarantine" was changed to something like Relax at Home, things wouldn't be that scary "California currently has 2,000 people under mandatory relax at home orders, Netflix to offer free service"
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    Text - u/yoshiwot42 • 25d S 4 Awards Itchy & Scratchy are animated the same way the Simpsons are. Itchy & Scratchy is photorealistic in the Simpsons universe. So much gore!
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    Text - u/MemegodDave • 23d Darth Vader is so famous people recognize him simply by breathing
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    Text - u/frog_without_a_cause • 23d 1 Award Most comments are likely deleted before people are even finished typing them because they realize how pointless it is.
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    Text - u/ellaamay • 11d ... Our skin is the only organ we get to personalise, and the only organ we can compliment without sounding creepy.
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    Text - u/fuzedpumpkin • 20d Dogs probably don't mind coronavirus quarantine since they get to spend all day with their owners.
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    Text - u/chadicus116• 5d Gravity is always trying to take your pants off
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    Text - u/Kybyi • 24d ... If food was priced at $0.01 per calorie, people would chose to eat healthier food with less calories.
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