The 4 Most Messed Up DC and Marvel Couples

DC Comics has, famously, declared that Batman doesn't eat p****. That's because, "It's hard to sell a toy if Batman is also going down on someone." So, they're not morally opposed to it, per se. But it's money, not morality, that drives these storylines – and that's always been the case. It just so happens that, decades ago, the best way to sell comics was to explore the romantic, sexual taboos that teenage boys found intriguing. And that's what we're exploring on this very special Valentine's Day edition of Canonball!

Thanks, Cracked, for making us think about things we, well, never thought we'd be thinking about.