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Twitter Users Share Their Depressing & Hilarious Quarantine Routines

As the people of the world continue to try to stop the spread of coronavirus (COVID-19), many people are finding themselves forced to stay in their homes. Almost a quarter of the United States is sheltering in place and so is much of Europe. That means lots of people are trying to figure out new ways to structure their days. As options are limited when cooped up, these "routines" are often kind of depressing, and Twitter users have started to make self-deprecating posts about their quarantine routines. Here are our favorites.

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    Text - Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad My Quarantine Routine I just wanted to share what works for me. This is just to give me structure and a sense of stability 9 am - 2 am: wake up & stare at my phone 8:47 PM · 3/19/20 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - joey b :D @joecastlebaker My quarantine routine: 7 AM: wake up 8 AM: wake up, this time for real :) 9 AM: self sabotage 3 PM: send an email-just kidding! 4 PM: yoga/prayer/meditation 4:01 PM: drinking, smoking, and sending nude photos 9 PM: Lights out! Read doomsday articles until 5 AM 4:34 PM · 3/19/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - My Quarantine Routine! this is just a general guide for myself based on my goals & what works for me! i'm allowing a lot flexibility with myself & not pressuring myself to complete everything. this is just to give me structure & a sense of control & stability. 3:38 (Notes QUARANTINE ROUTINE 1:00pm-3:30am: vibe (•
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    Text - terry @sherlockify My quarantine routine 7:34 AM · 3/20/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - aloe verga @andrea_miws My Quarantine Routine! this is just a general guide for myself based on my goals & what works for me! i'm allowing a lot flexibility with myself & not pressuring myself to complete everything. this is just to give me structure & a sense of control & stability. 3:19 ( Notes QUARANTINE SCHEDULE: 8:00am-8:00pm: Masturbate
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    Text - Jessica Lindsay @JessicaCVL My quarantine routine: 4:00, wallow in self-pity 4:30, stare into the abyss 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one 5:30, jazzercize 6:30, dinner with me-I can't cancel that again 7:00, wrestle with my self- loathing..I'm booked GIF bumped the loathing to 9:00, l'd have time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.
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    Text - Joshua Self-QuaRayntine @joshuaray My Quarantine Routine: 6:00 am - find myself inexplicably transformed into a huge insect 6:15 am to 9:00 pm - struggle to adjust to this new condition 9:55 AM · 3/20/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Timmy Clark @MrTimothyClark My quarantine routine? 8:00am - Wake up 8:30am - Grab a brush and put a little makeup 10:00am Look, we all know how this one ends. 8 likes if I'm lucky, no retweets. Lose 2 followers, someone will reply with just the word "Tim" Just be safe and check in on friends & loved ones 2:10 AM - 3/20/20 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - GOOKO @GOOKO My quarantine routine: 7 AM: (wake me up) 8 AM: wake me up inside 9 AM: (I can't wake up) 3 PM: wake me up inside 4 PM: (SAAAAVE ME) 5 PM: CALL MY NAME AND SAAAAVE ME FROM THE DARK 6 PM: Pesto pasta, again 10:11 AM · 3/20/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Darihana Nova @DarihanaNova My quarantine routine! Not saying you should follow it because this is what's currently working for me, maybe it won't for you. I'm just doing things I normally wouldn't do to give myself more freedom of expression. <All iCloud March 20, 2020 at 11:08 AM Quarantine Routine 9:30AM - 2:20AM eat everything in sight 2:20AM - 2:25AM cry because the gyms are all closed 3:30AM 4:00AM- be sad about all the food I ate
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    Text - indie @INDIEWASHERE quarantine routine: 10am: wake in the morning feeling like p Diddy 12pm: grab my glasses. get out the door. hit this city also 12pm: brush my teeth wa bottle of jack 12pm-10am: don't stop make it pop dj blow my speakers up 8:19 AM · 3/20/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - saint cignatius @saintcignatius my quarantine routine is very simple. i wake up and go insane 1:21 PM · 3/19/20 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - hotgirls4Bernieo @plntbasedcutie My Quarantine Routine! this is just a general guide for myself based on my goals & what works for me! i'm allowing a lot flexibility with myself & not pressuring myself to complete everything. this is just to give me structure & a sense of control & stability. Choose one: 3:29 -clean out drawers -clean/whiten shoes -wash makeup brushes (Notes Quarantine Routine 7am - Wake up 3:00-4:00pm- Something for the heart -skin care -hobbies -stretch Choose one: -mak
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    Text - Lindsey Stewart @LindseyyStewart hey guys this is my quarantine routine! Just really trying to create habits that are healthy for the mind, body, and spirit 1:23 1:25 (Notes ( Notes March 18, 2020 at 1:23 PM Quarantine Routine 6pm - wash hands - eat dinner 9:30-11:00 am be in and out of sleep and periodically check phone - wash hands 6:30-3am - watch tiktok incessantly - facetime friends from middle school - replay traumatic memories in my head - seek any human attention on tinder - allow
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    Text - @EugenesHoe Here's my quarantine routine if anyone was wondering 1:52 1 (AN icloud Quarantine routine 7am- the usual morning lineup Start on chores and sweep till the floors all clean Polish and wax Do laundry and mop Shine up Sweep again 7:15 Read a book, maybe 2 or 3 Add a few new paintings to my gallery Play guitar Knit Cook Wonder when will my life begin Lunch Puzzles and darts Baking Paper mache, a bit of ballet Chess Pottery and ventriloquy Candle making Stretch
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    Text - stephanie @isosteph *++ My Quarantine Routine 9am: wake up 9:30am: sit down in front of computer 12pm: eat lunch at computer 1pm: keep working on computer 6pm: eat dinner at computer 7pm: hang out on computer 11pm: hang out in bed with computer 2am: fall asleep next to computer 4:40 AM · 3/19/20 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - limited breadsticks @limitlessjest My Quarantine Routine! This is just what works for me...structure & stability are very important to me, but I understand others may need flexibility so you should do whatever works for you to help you cope and ideally to thrive QUARANTINE ROUTINE Bom - Eeed the Bode - Cut frozen Tombstone Pepperoni Pizza into quarters, 12pm - Wake Up stock on plate, heat in microwave on high for 8 minutes - Alarm plays Chop Suey by System of a - Drench in Tabosco, consum
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    Text - Jessica Lindsay @JessicaCVL My quarantine routine: 4:00, wallow in self-pity 4:30, stare into the abyss 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one 5:30, jazzercize 6:30, dinner with me-l can't cancel that again 7:00, wrestle with my self- loathing..I'm booked dif bumped the loathing to 9:00, l'd have time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.
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    Text - selin @selinuenal13 quarantine nighttime routine be like: lemme change from my daytime pjs into my nighttime pjs 12:55 AM · 3/20/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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