Memes With No Mention Of The Scary Stuff That's Happening

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    Fish - The name's Bond, James Bond And you? Boops Boops boops
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    Human - When someone calls instead of messaging
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    Text - clean slate @PleaseBeGneiss [restaurant] RACCOON (in trench coat): one egg WAITER: one egg? *suspicious* you're not from around here, are you? RACCOON: t-two eggs? WAITER: ah yes, that's a normal quantity of eggs RACCOON: *excitedly* five eggs! WAITER: *eyes narrow* 8/24/18, 11:18
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    Text - Madame Anthro @madameanthro One thing no one ever talks about being an adult is how much time you debate yourself on keeping a cardboard box because it's, like, a really good box.
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    Cartoon - BETTER BUNDLE UP BEFORE I GO OUTSIDE AND NOW FOR MY COAT
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    Text - heybrat i "SELF CARE!!!" | scream while wine drunk with a rose scented face mask on, running away from the cops in the middle of a Walmart parking lot
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    Cartoon - THE ADVENTURES OF LADY NO-KIDS W. thail "Anyway, I'm gonna follow this goose for a while and see where I end up."
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    White - WAS IT PART OF A STRUCTURAL SET THAT WE PURCHASED FOR THE OFFSPRING? WHAT OCCURRED I PLACED MY ON AN INFLEXIBLE OBJECT ENTIRE WEIGHT ప్రి THEY APPEAR IDENTICAL IT WAS ONE I PURCHASED FOR MYSELF MINE ARE MORE CHALLENGING NATHANWPYLE
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    Text - Philosophy major: Why chicken? Psych major: How is chicken feel? Business major: Can sell chicken? Math major: How many chicken? Physics major: cHiCkeN YEET
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    Text - It's actually a salsa baby. Is it a boy or a girl? The kind you get from eating too much salsa. I felt a kick. That's the jalapeño.
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    Text - This is the scale that I will be using for everything from now on. Boasting a guest verse from Dr. Dre, what classic '90s R&B hit features Blackstreet singing, "I like the way you work it"? B: Hardly Any Diggity D: An Overwhelming Surplus of Diggity A: No Diggity C:A Fair Amount of Diggity
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    Cartoon - When you throw one of these and it falls without doing some helicopter shit
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    Text - Henry Sotheran Ltd @Sotherans ART COLLECTORS: my vault is hermetically sealed COMIC COLLECTORS: everything is ordered by issue and in plastic TOY COLLECTORS: I've never even opened this box BOOK COLLECTORS: (erupts from a pile of books) I have no idea what I was looking for when I started 11:34 AM 12 Feb 20
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    Text - The devil whispered in my ear "You're not strong enough to weather the storm." I whispered in the devil's ear "I love your eggs."
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    Product - Big fan of this picture of a veterinarian showing a cat how fat he is. D.T
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    Text - kate @kaiteasley maybe she's born with it maybe she needs cognitive behavioral therapy 19/11/18, 3:23 pm 8,545 Retweets 41K Likes
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    Adaptation - RIP #$@£€WY% @FiqhTabayyun DEMOKRASI This sheep escaped a farm and spent 6 years in the mountains, during which time he grew 60 pounds of wool. Wolves tried to eat him, but their teeth could not penetrate the floof. You don't have to turn hard to survive the wolves, just be really, really soft and fluffy. Tweet übersetzen 8:31 vorm. · 15. März 2020 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - viking @notviking are your kids texting about soup? LOL - lots of lentils LMAO - love me an onion! SMH - so much horseradish GTG - get the gazpacho WTF - where's the french onion STFU - soup's the ultimate food TBH - the broth's hot 12/26/19, 6:49 PM
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    Sky - My cat giving up on being a cat.
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    Photo caption - One will protect you, the rest will attack you, choose wisely Dug Polar Duck Pethetic. The Quack Troop Big Quack
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    Text - randy @leakypod me: inside me there are twO wolves. one is hitting a juul. the other is shotgunning white claws. the wolves are fucken dope as hell. i am dope as hell therapist: a lot to unpack there but the first thing i wanna say is no 4:28 AM · 9/20/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Cartoon - ROBIN ROBIN THIS IS NOT WHAT I ME ANT daccodacc: I laughed so hard no sound came out
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    Cat - When the Internet isn't working and you don't know what to do IG: @FluffyPiqasso
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    Text - Conal Pierse @ConalPierse You arrive at a gate with two guards. Guard 1: Halt, traveler. You must solve our riddle to continue. Guard 2: here we go G1: ONE of us only tells the truth. The other only tells LIES. G2: jesus christ, Daniel, I saidI was sorry.
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    Text - OnionLover420 @prettyboysad i have no pronouns please do not refer to me 6/10/18, 8:59 PM
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    Dog - I.. I heard... *phew made it up Theard you were talkin shit
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    Text - the library haunter @SketchesbyBoze when you're young you dream of adventure in the great wide somewhere. as you get older you want only the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison. 6:30 AM · 1/3/20 · Twitter Web App
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    Cactus - "tell me a little bit about yourself" me: Damaged but adorable HSSA09
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    Text - Justin Miller @justinmilleresq Have you ever created an amazing #Excel spreadsheet, but then been disappointed because none of your friends or family cares? #AskingForAFriend
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    Cat - Creamy is concerned that you might not have loved yourself enough today
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    Text - King Ushbal @666ush omfg i HATE when kids scream in public... u have no real problems. it should be me screaming. ME 7:06 PM · 07 Jan 20 · Twitter Web App 77.3K Retweets 235K Likes
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    Text - Why is the Cat Screaming? 1. Why wouldn't the cat scream 2. If you were smart, you'd be doing the same thing
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    Text - GRave SashSLAYED @_sashayed some of you youths are gonna be real disappointed when u discover that turning 30 just means you still have all the same weird interests but can't turn your head all the way to the left anymore
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    Text - moose @tiemoose me: we're as thick as thieves friend: ok me: as juicy as burglars friend: stop me: just a couple of dummy thicc stealy bois
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    Rat - rae-mac mmmAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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    Text - Me: I don't have the energy for this. Someone: For what? Me: *gestures vaguely*
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    Text - This tiny Snorlax wanted to give you a reminder... ShON You are still valuable even if things are slow, not working. or you are tired a lot. He wants you to be easy on yourself, you go through a lot as it is.. OTheShunbun @Magikkbeann

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