Tumblr Users Address Zombie Apocalypse Plot Holes

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mattstaff
Mar 29, 2020 6:00 PM EDT

These Tumblr users make quick work of addressing some glaring plot holes in people's approaches to the zombie apocalypse, in various movies/shows. Like, what about that body armor? Is that a potential life hack if we ever find ourselves living in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. 

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    Armour - kars-did-nothing-wrong why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their rotting jaws through this?
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    Text - I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail kars-did-nothing-wrong everyone else is like "oh we gotta stay inside the most secure places possible and never leave" and l'll be storming through the wastelands in my bloodstained suit of armor, blasting the Doom (2016) OST and plowing my way through waves of the undead. one of them tries to bite me but his rotting teeth don't even l
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    Text - e earlgraytay this goes along with my other pet peeve about zombie apocalypse stories, namely: why does no one ever think to ride a bike? bikes are quiet- if the zombies react to loud noises, they won't hear you on a bike the way they might hear you in a car. bikes don't need gas, meaning you won't be stranded if you run out. bikes are much, much easier to maintain than a car- there's no computer that can short out, no fiddly engine bits that could kill you if you mess with them wrong. yo
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    Cycling - what i'm saying is Google very fast knight biking at incredible hihg speeds
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