Do Not Advertise Your Home Like This

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  If you buy this house, you'll have Mr. Bean to watch over you always.

  
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• 02

  Whoops, never mind the old dude in the picture!

  
• 03

  "Let's retake this so my thumb isn't in the image," said every real estate agent ever except this one.

  
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• 05

  We need a shot from distance!

  
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  Walter White, is that you in the mirror?

  
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  Be sure to capture a shot when there is a potential home invader STANDING RIGHT FREAKIN' BEHIND YOU.

  
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• 08

  Such upside-down table. So majesty.

  
• 09

  Don't mind the creeper here.

  
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  This sky above this listing is just marvelous!

  
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• 11

  Need a little pizzazz in your bedroom photos? Why not photoshop in Friendzone Fiona?

  
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  Let's just pause for a moment here to figure out what's wrong with this photo.

  
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• 14

  They really needed a panorama to capture the feeling of this bedroom.

  
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  Here we see furniture in its natural habitat.

  
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  "Looking for somewhere to sit staring into space for a few days before killing yourself? We have just the property for you…"

  
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  Here we see a nondescript blank corner! Imagine the possibilities!

  
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  Establish your redneck cred with an all-dirt backyard.

  
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  The previous tenant was an avid WoW player.

  
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  This photo was taken unaltered from the listing's website. No rotations were made.

  
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  Just try and picture the place without scaffolding in your mind.

  
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  Be sure to set aside money every month for headache medicine.

  
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• 23

  There's a 50% chance that there was a meth lab here... then again, that means there's a 50% chance that there wasn't! I'm a "glass half-full" kind of guy...

  
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  Comes complete with high-end backyard furniture!

  
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  Presenting the all-in-one bathroom living room! For families who are EXTRA close!

  

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