Top Ten White People Tweets (April 2, 2020)

Advertisement
  • 01
    Text - Braxton Berrios O @HNYNUT_BERRIOS When we come out of this and I ask you where you want to eat, I do NOT want to hear "I don't know". YOU HAD 45 DAYS
  • 02
    Text - @oniplaystation i'll have $22 after i pay rent that means $20 for weed and $2 for baja blast this budgeting shit easy 10:09 AM 7/26/19 · Twitter for iPhone 6,136 Retweets 24.5K Likes
  • 03
    Text - Jac Rayner @GirlFromBlupo Dear Amazon, I bought a toilet seat because I needed one. Necessity, not desire. I do not collect them. I am not a toilet seat addict. No matter how temptingly you email me, I'm not going to think, oh go on then, just one more toilet seat, l'll treat myself.
  • 04
    Text - The Glad Stork @TheGladStork I love how Simba acts upset when Mufasa dies as if he didn't just do a choreographed musical number called "I Just Can't Wait To Be King".
  • 05
    Text - Dani Burger @daniburgz Not muting your mic is the new reply all 11:07 AM · 3/30/20 · TweetDeck
  • 06
    Text - Kayla Chow Show @KaylaChowShow What's it called when you can drink an entire coffee pot and chase it down with a nap? 3:01 PM 3/30/20 · Twitter for iPhone
  • 07
    Text - John Lilly @johnolilly I didn't really expect the Apocalypse to include this much dishwashing, honestly. 8:43 PM · 3/31/20 · Twitter Web App 100 Retweets 762 Likes
  • 08
    Text - Kyle Syrowski @KyleSkeetSkeet Does Wendy's still do the for for for? Wendy's O @Wendys My dude would you like to buy a vowel? therecoveringproblumchid Pat Sajak @PatSajak Replying to @Wendys What they said ^
  • 09
    Text - Carlos A. Rodríguez @CarlosHappyNPO For those who wanted a world with no vaccines... here's the world without ONE vaccine. 6:42 am 30/3/20 · Twitter for iPhone
  • 10
    Cheezburger Image 9464966144

Tags

Scroll Down For The Next Article