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Funny Mock Diaries Of What Celebrities Can't Say, But Wish They Could

Mock Diaries is the hilarious Instagram account filled with satirical celebrity interviews, text conversations and twitter threads that will make you howl. Ever wondered what Kylie Jenner really thinks about her wealth or the truth behind Lady Gaga's relationship? Look no further because these mock interviews dish out the dirt and make celebs seem that little bit more human. Here are some screenshots of the funniest interviews we found but the full versions can be found on the Mock Diaries website

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    Kourtney Kardashian

    Job - mockdlaries.con Kourtney Kardashian MD @mockdiaries I need to make one thing clear: raising children is a job as well, even if the pay is shit. That's what my kid's nanny says anyway.
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    Prince Charles

    News - mockdiaries.com Prince Charles MD @mockdiaries After testing positive for Covid-19 two weeks ago, I am now in excellent health again, and ready to continue my endless wait to become king.
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    Meghan Markle

    People - mockdiaries.com MD Meghan Markle @mockdiaries Now that we are settled in Los Angeles, Harry and I are committed to having another baby. Preferably, with each other.
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    Kim Kardashian West

    People - mockdiaries.com MD Kim Kardashian West @mockdiaries If Taylor is willing, I am ready to move on from the drama and focus on what the world needs right now more than ever, my SKIMS shapewear.
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    John Krasinski

    Hair - mockdiaries.com D John Krasinski @mockdiaries My wife is amazing. Anything I can think of, she knows how to do it ten times better. Anything but get ready on time.
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    Lady Gaga

    Photo caption - mockdianes.com Lady Gaga MD @mockdiaries For months I looked at him as a friend, until I realized I really wanted him to fondle my bossom.
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    Gisele Bündchen

    Love - mockdiaries.com Gisele Bündchen MD @mockdiaries Having you by my side makes me the happiest, luckiest and one the richest people in the world. Happy anniversary, my love.
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    Ben Affleck

    Event - mockdiarios.com Ben Affleck MD @mockdiaries Things don't always turn out the way you want. My biggest regret in life is divorcing Jennifer. Also that time I 'trusted it would be a fart.'
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    Jennifer Aniston

    Arm - mockdiaries.com Jennifer Aniston MD @mockdiaries Looking good at 50 is easier than it's ever been. Doctors have been telling us for years to drink water, sleep for 8 hrs and get a masseuse to come rub your face 3 times a day.
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    Zendaya

    Fashion - mockdiaries.com MD Zendaya @mockdiaries Every time Jacob is near me I get butterflies in my stomach. And a runny and stuffy nose. I think I'm allergic to his cologne.
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    Taylor Swift

    Hair - mockdianes.com (MD Taylor Swift @mockdiaries There's a part of me that's definitely not ready to get married and have kids, but there's another part that is insulted AF that no one has ever proposed.
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    Blake Lively

    Hair - SEC mockdiaries.com Blake Lively MD @mockdiaries A great figure or physique is nice, but it's self-love and confidence that really makes others want to punch you in the face. But they're happy for you.
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    Hilary Duff

    Formal wear - just maried mockdiaries.com Hilary Duff @mockdiaries What a journey. I will never forget the first time we made eye contact. I got chills. And a fever. Doctor said it was pneumonia.
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    Kristen Bell

    Child - mockdiaries.com Kristen Bell @mockdiaries It may be an old cliche, but I think true love is keeping a straight face when you both pass gas at the same time and no one mentions yours was the smelly one.
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    Cara Delevingne

    Interaction - mockdiaries.com Cara Delevingne O @mockdiaries This was one of my favorite moments of the entire year. You, Ashley Benson, are my safe place. My only regret is that I asked my uncle to take this picture.
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    Brad Pitt

    Hair - mockdiaries.com Brad Pitt @mockdiaries I hadn't cried in like, 20 years, and now I find myself, at this latter stage, weeping every time my nuts get caught in my zipper.
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    Emma Watson

    Clothing - mockdiaries.com Emma Watson @mockdiaries I've been thinking about the pros and cons of being single and l'll admit it can be lonely sometimes, but it's boring too.
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    Kylie Jenner

    Sky - mockGianes.com Kylie Jenner O @mockdiaries I am proud of the woman l've become and I only hope my daughter grows up knowing my money is not for her to spend on dumb shit.
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    Jennifer Lopez

    Facial expression - mockdranes.com Jennifer Lopez O @mockdiaries Whenever Alex and I cannot agree on a decision, we make a list of pros and cons. Then we throw it away and do what I say because he likes being able to touch my buttocks.
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    Christine Teigen

    Facial expression - emockdiarios christine teigen @mockdiaries I don't think people will ever truly understand just how much I love my husband. Or how much of my stuff he pays for.
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