Worst Pickup Lines Ever Heard/Used

In a recent AskReddit thread, folks are sharing the worst pickup lines that they've ever heard or used. As it turns out, using intentionally terrible pickup lines that maintain the necessary level of social decency, can work wonders when it comes to breaking the ice. Sometimes those outlandish pickup lines one could never imagine themselves saying, actually work. Life is strange. Of course, those very pickup lines can backfire in glorious fashion as well. 

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