Top Ten White People Tweets (April 13, 2020)

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Apr 14, 2020 9:08 AM EDT

Girl tries to do a home workout with her table instead of a Olympic bar and she manages to smack herself in the face with it the second she lifts it off the ground

Really? Sometimes the things people say are truly astounding. Luckily there is such a thing as social media so many of these wonderful musings will be forever saved as data on a server somewhere. So whether you're looking for a laugh or wanting to expand your arsenal, enjoy these tweets from the other day and even more to keep you going! 


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  • 01
    Text - Chris Lang @ChrisLangWriter My son has just asked me a question which is so unanswerable, that I fear it may rip a hole in the very fabric of the space time continuum. Why is there no mouse flavoured cat food?
    via reddit
  • 02
    Text - Marc @MarcSnetiker My friend just said that tonight her boyfriend quietly got up from the couch, went into the kitchen, measured out all the ingredients to make pancakes, made One Single Pancake, sat back down on the couch, ate it quietly, and did not even ask her if she wanted one
    via reddit
  • 03
    Text - james @james_comics netflix: are you still there? me: i'm literally not allowed to leave
    via reddit
  • 04
    Text - Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien Can we all agree to temporarily raise the bar for what's considered an "alcoholic?"
    via reddit
  • 05
    Text - katie @AllyMcFeels i love walking alone at night during covid because for the first time, as a single young woman, i am also a threat 8:44 AM · Apr 10, 2020 · Twitter for Android 644 Retweets 3.4K Likes
    via reddit
  • 06
    Text - A Very Salty Snail @SnailSaltt Part of me hopes COVID19 doesn't end, because when it does we'll have to hear whatever shitty song Cardi B makes with Joe Exotic and I don't think the world can handle that in such a vulnerable state.
    via reddit
  • 07
    Text - AMFarmer @AM_Farmer I know things are dark, but I just watched the FedEx guy pluck a snail from the sidewalk, cradle it in his gloves, and find just the right-sized tulip in our front yard to set it inside.
    via reddit
  • 08
    Text - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 I asked my wife to share her queen sized blanket to which she replied she was a queen and therefore the blanket was already at max capacity
    via reddit
  • 09
    Canidae - Hebah @Hebahx I saw an adult German Shepard that'S diagnosed with dwarfism today and it's the cutest thing I saw all year "ING lcchol SMCKING
    via reddit
  • 10
    Text - salem @mightbesalem he's not a drug dealer mom he's a freelance unlicensed pharmacist 8:46 PM 4/9/20 · Twitter for iPhone uli View Tweet activity 38.1K Retweets 215K Likes
    via reddit

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