Top Ten White People Tweets (April 14, 2020)

Advertisement
  • 01
    Text - Mac McCann @MacMcCannTX if you compliment a dude's shirt, you better mean it, because that's the only shirt he'll wear out for the next five years.
  • 02
    Text - Marc @MarcSnetiker In 50 years my grandkids will ask why l'm wiping down groceries and l'll say I lived through 2020 and they'll walk away grumbling that l'm old and weird but I will know this is The Way
  • 03
    Text - nashTM @nash_official my dog stole an entire baguette and hid it under her bed so she could eat it in secret and i am only mad bci did not think of doing that for myself 5:13 PM - 12 Apr 20 · Twitter for Android
  • 04
    Text - Mark Lee @meesterleesir This photo of the Hudson River was taken yesterday. The earth is healing. We are the virus.
  • 05
    Text - Joseph Fahmy @jfahmy If oil goes any lower, Exxon Mobil might have to layoff some members of Congress. 5:19 AM Apr 13, 2020 · TweetDeck 155 Retweets 971 Likes
  • 06
    Text - Gabrielle Moss @Gaby_Moss why is every reddit relationships question like "i [F29] love my fiance [M34], except whenever we fight, he takes a dump in the living room, then makes me refer to his dump as 'Mr. Hoskins' and apologize to it. ami overreacting? our wedding is in 6 hours"
  • 07
    Text - Thor Benson O @thor_benson The Postal Service should just tell Trump they're working on a Trump stamp. They'll get funding immediately.
  • 08
    Text - randy @randypaint someone once asked "what if we locked people who hate each other in a room and only fed them guitars, pianos, and cocaine" and fleetwood mac was like first of all fuck yes 10:51 AM 2/1/20 · Twitter for iPhone 2,770 Retweets 20.8K Likes
  • 09
    Sky - Romain Revert @romainrevert Due to less air pollution the sky is so clear !I can see the Universal logo !
  • 10
    Text - Hooverr @Hooverr what if the government wants us inside because they're going to surprise us with a new water park

Tags

Scroll Down For The Next Article