Adult Life Equivalents Of Calling A Teacher "Mom"

Sometimes brains fart. Yes, sometimes we get caught up in the middle of a moment where our intentions don't align with the words falling out of our mouths. A severe form of miscommunication where things in the brain are misfiring, and we're just basically speaking a ton of nonsense. It's wonderful. At the very least, it'll inspire some laughter as people realize you had no idea what you were saying for a moment.

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