Twitter Thread: Star Wars Characters And How They Drink Their Coffee

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mattstaff
Apr 29, 2020 9:00 AM EDT

The force is strong with this thread. Twitter user @ViWiWrites shared a recent thread that imagines how various Star Wars characters drink their coffee. It's awesome, and maybe accurate. 

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    Text - Star Wars Characters and how they make their coffee: a thread Obi Wan makes French press coffee and gently uses just the weight of his hand to lower the filter, so that the sediment isn't overly disturbed and the acidity is controlled.
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    Product - Violet Wilson @ViWiWrites Kylo Ren uses an Aeropress because like, come on, just LOOK AT IT 10:03 · 4/28/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Coffee - Violet Wilson @ViWiWrites Rey only drinks gas station coffee with hazelnut creamer and she does not understand why everyone is all up in arms about it 10:06 · 4/28/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Organism - Violet Wilson @ViWiWrites Poe Dameron uses a Chemex. He has broken four of them this year alone but refuses to switch methods because he likes coffee preparation methods that wear a little scarf
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    Text - Violet Wilson @ViWiWrites Rose Tico uses a Moka pot because it's so cute, and she can carry it around in her rucksack moving from camp to camp. BIALETTI Moka Color 10:12 · 4/28/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Automotive lighting - Violet Wilson @ViWiWrites Vader likes it when things coordinate. CLACK-DECKD 8:30 10:14 · 4/28/20 · Twitter for iPhone 126 Retweets 3,663 Likes
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    Human - Violet Wilson @ViWiWrites Padmé uses a Japanese cold brew coffee system that her mother gave her because it's as much art as it is a method of preparation.
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    Cup - Violet Wilson @ViWiWrites Armitage Hux thinks coffee is for the weak. He leaves his tea bags in the entire time he's drinking it so that it gets all bitter and full of tannins.
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    Product - Violet Wilson @ViWiWrites BB8 just cuts to the chase Sundown Naturals PURE Caffeine 200 MG Sustained Reless Energy Support & Mental Focus" 8 Hour T00 MEADLET CAPSULES DIETARY R 10:24 · 4/28/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Product - Violet Wilson @ViWiWrites Finn has a keurig because Jesus Christ not every thing has to be a beautiful tea ceremony in the morning for crying out loud he just wants a nice cup of coffee to go thank you very much
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    Product - Violet Wilson @ViWiWrites Han Solo makes cold brew concentrate in a 5 gallon jug and he does NOT dilute it TODDY
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    Organism - Violet Wilson @ViWiWrites Luke makes matcha tea with the whisk and everything.
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    R2-d2 - Violet Wilson @ViWiWrites R2D2 shows up ten minutes late with the iced latte that is the reason he's late and he doesn't even try and hide it
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    Human - Eli Evans @_eevans Replying to @ViWiWrites Yoda makes very strong Turkish coffee over his campfire in a copper pot and drinks it out of a tiny cup – but it's half bourbon because "his medicine grampa needs".
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    Fictional character - Shane Zeagman @ltsShaZam Replying to @ViWiWrites MEAN BEAN NEAN BL MEAN BEAS MEAN BEAK JAVA MONSTER JAVA MONSTE NEAN REA COFFEE -ENERBY COFFEE ENEROY
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