AskReddit Thread: People's Favorite Clean Insults

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May 13, 2020 10:00 AM EDT

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the clean insults that exist without the swear words attached. It's a fun variation on those typical rare insults that we often see online, that usually have the profanity attached. Instead, we get to enjoy some insults that keep it nice and friendly (enough), free of the cussing. Fun stuff. 

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  • 01
    Text - RunDNA • 3h Robert Muldoon, the Prime Minister of New Zealand, once said that the annual exodus of Kiwis to Australia raised the average IQ of both countries.
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  • 02
    Text - QuietlySmirking • 3h If brain cells were bombs, you couldn't blow your nose.
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  • 03
    Text - DeltaBeaner • 3h you're hat is a bad hat it works for everything situation even if they don't have a hat because no hat == bad hat
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  • 04
    Text - norbiplaymc • 4h You're more salty than McDonald's fries
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  • 05
    Text - Mystenon • 3h You're the visual representation of the word "mistake".
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  • 06
    Text - spdrv89 • 3h I hope your day is as lovely as you are
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  • 07
    Text - Back2Bach • 3h "I wish I were among the people that don't know you. I feel so jealous of them."
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  • 08
    Text - Froglottery • 2h "Even Bob Ross would call you a mistake" Brutal and wrong
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  • 09
    Text - jigitafoo • 3h Saying yes ma'am to my dad
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  • 10
    Text - notwithagoat •3h Id agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
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  • 11
    White - MercutioElessar • 4h "Please excuse me".
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  • 12
    Text - Idrinknailpolish • 2h "You have a face for radio." So subtle. So brutal.
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  • 13
    Text - rinimens • 3h "You absolute piece of..." followed by literally anything, as long as you use a British accent.
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  • 14
    Text - Chihiro-with-a-gun • 3h 12-Piece ChickenMc Nobody
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  • 15
    Text - neverbeaten • 3h When god made you, he poured your brains in with a teaspoon, and someone was shaking his arm.
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  • 16
    Text - fatbird666 • 2h I got called a "rodeo clown" once. (I live in the U.K). We dont even have rodeos. No idea what that means. Maybe it was a compliment? They do have a tough job.
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    Text - JustAnotherAviatrix • 1h Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, SCRUFFY-LOOKING NERF HERDER!!! "Malfunctiong little twerp" is also a good one.
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  • 18
    Text - НЕЕ НЕЕ_1 . 2h You shouldnt play hide and seek, you. no one would look for
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  • 19
    Text - ImaCroissant13 • 3h Cotton headed ninny muggin
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  • 20
    Text - sm363 • 4h "Is this coffee bitter? No, must be you."
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  • 21
    Text - sly-ders • 1h Not an insult but more argumentative words: "Eat rocks!"
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