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Everyone Can Relate To Doing These Things

Whether it's trying not to wake up too much when you go to pee in the middle of the night, or not step on any cracks in the sidewalk, here is a list of things that we all do but never admit to doing. It might make you feel a little less alone next time you catch yourself doing one of them!

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  • 1

    Those extra 15 minutes are the best sleep!

    Cartoon - Me risking my job, career and future to get extra 15 minutes of sleep
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  • 2

    We're not unfit, just enthusiastic!

    Text - Deyoncé @deelalz Y'all ever try to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don't hear you fighting for your life
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    Via @deelalz

  • 3

    The panic is real!

    Text - m@thew @TweetPotato314 U know that feeling of anxiety as you're about to walk past the security sensors on your way out of a store and u think omg did I shove a tv up my ass i can't remember
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  • 4

    But it's so satisfying

    Technology - My brain: do it Me: why? My brain: just do it Me: ப் MEDA ок TRAD
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  • 5

    Depends what you want...

    Product - "you up?" me thinking about if i'm up or not:
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  • 6

    But who says it for the first time?

    Text - XELL * (2..-c) * @XellTweets How slang spreads: - hears slang for first time - hate on it - use it ironically - can't stop using it - help - it's lit fam
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  • 7

    The timing is always impeccable

    Text - Sarcasm @Heissarcastic i should get in the shower *2 hours later someone else starts the shower* me: oh my god f ck you i was JUST about to get in there
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  • 8

    Legit thought this was just me

    Photograph - Me: I'm mature Now Also Me: I must align my feet with the tiles or else I will die. atiius
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  • 9

    And then dreading a ticket in the mail for the next 28 days

    Text - Gabby Lizzul @gabbylizzul Do u ever drive like a solid 5 min while thinking about something incredibly random and stupid and then ur like we're any of those lights I passed green how did I get here WTF
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  • 10

    Time works in mysterious ways

    Text - Kyle @Kylllle me: i'll do it at 6 time: 6:05 me: wow looks like i gotta wait till 7 now
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    Via @KYLLLLE

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  • 11

    Sleep to lose, you don't want

    Yoda - Me trying to stay sleepy when I go to the bathroom at 4 a.m.
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  • 12

    The pressure is real!

    Text - What is a random thing that gives you anxiety? 10-Click Shawty @Just_Cardo Trying to put my change in my wallet at the cash register while people in line put pressure on me by just standing lol
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