Canine Influencer Living Her Best Quarantine Life

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satirequeen
May 13, 2020 2:30 PM EDT

Our favorite influencer Instagram pup is back with some quarantine pictures to make you seriously jealous. That's right; Mary-Kate Fallis is living a better quarantine life than any of us and we're jealous of her high-end lifestyle. Drinking quarantinis, sunbathing, and lounging around eating carbs? Yes please, sign me up! Enjoy these latest pictures from the chicest dog on the internet 

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  • 01
    Canidae - If you're happy and you know it.. what combination of prescription drugs are you on?
    via @marykatefallisofficial
  • 02
    Chihuahua - Friend: "Isn't that your third McMuffin?" Me: "Isn't that your third husband?"
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  • 03
    Dog - MARRIAGE: when dating goes too far.
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  • 04
    Dog - Corona virus got me like ... PATRON.
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  • 05
    Dog - My 5 year plan is to make it to May.
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  • 06
    Dog - Tequila kills germs. Stay safe and drunk everyone.
    via @marykatefallisofficial
  • 07
    Dog - Tonight's Drink Special: The Quarantini It's just a regular martini but you drink it alone in your home.
    via @marykatefallisofficial
  • 08
    Product - Me and my bestie practicing social distancing by getting wine drunk on Skype every night.
    via @marykatefallisofficial
  • 09
    Dog - I don't know who needs to hear this but, Quarantine Rules are Airport Rules. If you want a drink at 8am, go for it!
    via @marykatefallisofficial
  • 10
    Canidae - Hey how many calories are you guys burning a day? For me it's about 6.
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  • 11
    Dog - Slept 12 hours last night. Ampted and ready for a big day of drinking alone and hand washing.
    via @marykatefallisofficial
  • 12
    Food - Me: I better start eating healthy. Also me: Treat yourself ONE last time, you might get the Rona tomorrow.
    via @marykatefallisofficial
  • 13
    Dog - So when this is all over, which meeting should I go to first? Weight Watchers or AA?
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  • 14
    Cuisine - Me at home watching YouTube workouts pretending it's me.
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  • 15
    Dog - My Quarantine Routine: Just wanted to share with everyone what works for me. It gives me a sense of structure & stability. 10am to 9pm: Drink and eat all the snacks. Tiele CONE
    via @marykatefallisofficial
  • 16
    Eyewear - Shut up liver.. you're fine. dn:
    via @marykatefallisofficial
  • 17
    Dog - Quarantine Day 40: Today I woke up, had a smoothie and did an at-home workout. Translation: Started drinking margaritas at 10am and fell down the stairs.
    via @marykatefallisofficial
  • 18
    Computer keyboard - Me: This tv show is boring. Boss: For the last time Mary, this is a work zoom meeting.
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  • 19
    Canidae - Day 1 of quarantine: I'm going to take this time to really focus on improving my health. Day 54: Due to personal reasons l'm eating mac & cheese with a beer in the shower. Coo LIGHT
    via @marykatefallisofficial
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    Product - It's the remix to ignition, Coronavirus edition. I never put on pants and can't get out of the kitchen.
    via @marykatefallisofficial

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