Top Weekly Shower Thoughts

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satirequeen
May 22, 2020 1:30 PM EDT

Here are some of this week's top shower thoughts; the greatest philosophical insights of the average Joe. They'll make you question everything you thought you knew about the world, our existence, and all the random crap out there in the universe. 

And in case you missed last week's top shower thoughts, here they are.

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  • 01
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Djennuz2 5 days ago Telling a male to “man up" is the equivalent to telling a woman to "stay in the kitchen."
    via u/Djennuz2
  • 02
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/KindaOffKey 2 days ago The sense of hearing is wild. We can detect the air pressure changes caused by a paperclip hitting the floor from across the room.
    via u/KindaOffKey
  • 03
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/downtownboogieman 4 days ago Blinking is plural of winking.
    via u/downtownboogieman
  • 04
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/DrAwkward404 4 days ago 3 "Under New Management" signs are the tactful way of saying "We know the last owners were shit, but give us a chance."
    via u/DrAwkward404
  • 05
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/bhaggith 2 days ago Darth Vader lost all four limbs and still went on to rule the galaxy making him film's most successful disabled person.
    via u/bhaggith
  • 06
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/shortroundshotaro 5 days ago Up until a certain point of our history, we didn't know that caterpillars and butterflies are the same creature.
    via u/shortroundshotaro
  • 07
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/takaperoinen-miete 22 hours ago Dogs being clever surprises us because they seem so goofy and dumb. Cats being stupid surprises us because they seem so dignified and smart.
    via u/takaperoinen
  • 08
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/FlippyIsKing18 1 day ago If Shrek never met Donkey, Donkey wouldn't have never met Dragon, who would've never have eaten Farquaad, who would've killed Shrek and Fiona. Donkey's the real hero.
    via u/FlippyIsKing18
  • 09
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/OfficialDampSquid 1 day ago You can't cyberbully the Amish
    via u/OfficialDampSquid
  • 10
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/judgeharoldtstone 5 days ago People work really hard to invent things to increase laziness.
    via u/judgeharoldtstone
  • 11
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/SteelEpoch 3 days ago It is common knowledge that pregnant women can be irritable due to hormonal changes, yet when a teenager behaves differently during puberty they are usually considered rude.
    via u/SteelEpoch
  • 12
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Abovearth31 3 days ago Despite his fear of death, despite all his efforts to achieve immorality and all, Voldemort died at the age of 71 which is actually lower than the average muggle. Knowing that wizards live even longer than muggles, that makes it even more embarrassing for him.
    via u/Abovearth31
  • 13
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/zook388 2 days ago Graduating High School is treated both as a monumental accomplishment and as a bare minimum accepted level of education.
    via u/zook388
  • 14
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/LimpCush 1 day ago Clicking a mouse is sending a signal from your brain to your finger to a computer's finger to its brain.
    via u/LimpCush
  • 15
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Shasnas69 6 days ago If you cut a corner off a piece of paper, it gains a corner.
    via u/Shasnas69

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