Top Weekly Shower Thoughts

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satirequeen
May 29, 2020 2:30 PM EDT

Here are some of this week's top shower thoughts; the greatest philosophical insights of the average Joe. They'll make you question everything you thought you knew about the world, our existence, and all the random crap out there in the universe. 

And in case you missed last week's top shower thoughts, here they are.

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  • 01
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/chaspich 3 days ago Being scared of deep water is being scared of heights but in the water
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  • 02
    Text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/gilivanili 1 day ago Saying you were born on the last day of February does not reveal your birthday
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  • 03
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/moneybot13 3 days ago 3 Your pet may have also named you
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  • 04
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/PoopMobile9000 1 day ago 3 Adam and Eve are the original house guests who overstayed their welcome by eating their host's food after specifically being asked not to.
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  • 05
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Darshitreddit 8 hours ago If we continue wearing masks for next 5 years, Next generation will think that mouth is a private part.
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  • 06
    Text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/soldofpol13 3 days ago If ghosts are real, then cemeteries are a great idea, because when a person dies, they'll have other ghosts to socialize with.
    via u/soldofpol13
  • 07
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Tili44 4 days ago One of the saddest things about The Lion King is the fact that Simba's mother had to spend years with pain of losing husband and her only child.
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  • 08
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/wisebloodfoolheart 3 days ago The queen in Snow White is a powerful witch who can brew a potion to disguise herself as an old woman, but not to make herself more beautiful.
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  • 09
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/alagiglia 2 days ago Nemo's entire class saw him get kidnapped right in front of them before also seeing his father disappear into the ocean after him and not come back. The class and teacher probably thought they had just witnessed 2 deaths. That's got to be an unbelievably horrifying first day of school for them.
    via u/alagiglia
  • 10
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/alecksis 4 days ago Swimming is a really good sport for people who sweat a lot and are anxious about it.
    via u/alecksis
  • 11
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Bonelia 4 days ago Dating a singer must really suck. Because you know if you ever break up you'd have a sad song written about you.
    via u/Bonelia
  • 12
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Stumpalumpagous 1 day ago A good cardboard box is a luxury you appreciate the older you become
    via u/Stumpalumpagous

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