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People Who Realized They're Dating Idiots

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    My girlfriend, who's in college for brain and behavioral neuroscience, moved into her dorm yesterday and was having trouble setting up the Apple TV I bought her...

    Text - No like it doesn't even come up on my tv when hdmi is plugged in Is it on? How do I turn it on Hit play I did but nothing happened It's the white light showing on the actual box? No It's not on then. Is it plugged in? To the HDMI? To an outlet You love me right Holy shit...
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    Cat's harness, or...?

    Lingerie - ***** Amazing thing! My husband opened the package while I was out. He couldn't figure out what it was. He thought it was a cat harness.
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    Friend sends me pic of his new truck, my GF wanted to know why it had a little Waffle House in the back.

    Land vehicle - WAFFLE HOUSE
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    I proposed to my GF this weekend and proceeded to drop the ring down a gopher hole

    Mountainous landforms
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  • 5

    I asked my girlfriend how badly her screen was cracked after she dropped her phone... she sent this

    Natural landscape - 00000 T-Mobile ? 69% 11:30 Friday, September 29
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    I've heard of "painting yourself into a corner" but my wife took it a step further. I don't even know...

    Floor
  • 7

    But babe, you’re on birth control.

    Product - ll Verizon ? 10:52 AM @ 1 89% Baby > Holy k Read 7:00 AM Today 7:00 AM How Wtf Your on birth control Baby VN$A @VNSAMRE I had a fever lastnight and my boyfriend thought the thermometer was a pregnancy test O175K 10:08 PM - Feb 5, 2019 32.2K people are talking about this
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    The wife said there was so much Sodium, they just put OMG.

    Material property - Nutrition Facts About 74 servings per container Serving size 2 tbsp (59) Amount per serving Calories 15 % Daily Value Total Fat 1g Saturated Fat 0.5g Cholesterol less than 5mg 1% Sodium Omg Total Carbohydrate 1g Total Sugars < 1g Incl. < 1g Added Sugars 1% Protein 0g 1% 3% 0% 0% Not a significant source of trans fat, dietary fiber, vitamin D, calcium, iron, and potassium. INGREDIENTS: HEAVY CREAM, WATER, SUGAR, NONFAT MILK, LESS THAN 2% OF: MALTODEXTRIN, CELLULOSE GEL, MONO-
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    My gf wondered why I bought plates for Christmas that said "OH OY OH" on them...

    Red - OHを OH!
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    My Gf asked me why I have a Jesus figure...

    Blue
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    My girlfriend bought me a dash cam for my birthday and not knowing it can overwrite old footage, bought me TEN 64GB SD cards

    Text - SAMSUNG SAMSUNG SAMSUNG SI SAMSUNG SAMSUNG 100M 4Ka SAMSUNG SAMSUNG O Sele 100M SAMSUNG EVO Se SAMSUNG SAMSUNG 100 64 U AK SAMSUNG GB EVO microSDXC UNs-I Card EVO Select 64 elect 64. wh r GB SAMSUNG
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    Ah, the male brain…

    Material property - BA 111 LOW CHOKEN PICES Pilgrims 100% Natural Fresh Chicken Boneless Skiniess BREAST with RIB MEAT CONTAINS UP TO TREE PERCIN E KEEP REFRIGERATED PRODU F Konner McLaughlin Woods @konner_mac My husband was unloading groceries the other day & asked if the chicken could go in the freezer. I said yes just separate it into ziplocs (easier to thaw the amount we need for a meal). Just looked in the freezer this morning & both packages are like this... ah, the male brain... O124 9:29
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    My girlfriend made pasta last night and wanted to keep it warm for me.....

    Food
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  • 14

    I was running late, so I asked my wife to get the grill going.. I came home to this.

    Soil
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    Gf said "The underwater key symbol is blinking". Took me a minute to decipher the Female Thought Process

    Gauge - H AT OIL TEMP C

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