Twenty-Nine Humorous Memes For The Comedy-Deprived

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    Text - bird cop: we found two victims, bludgeoned to death bird detective: any murder weapon found? bird cop: just one stone bird detective: *lowers shades* my god
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    Font - TRAGEDY AT WORKPLACE MAN DIES AFTER FALLING INTO GIANT COFFEE VAT His wife told reporters: 'He didn't suffer. It was instant'
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    Text - "I need to gather my thoughts" [thinks about dick in silence]
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    Product - Man with Alzheimer's forgets he had Alzheimer's, remembers everything 14'. a ma nal mi ale Iahn De af A-lkanana forat thnt ha
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    Photograph - His meme collection is HUGE
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    Human - When you tell your man all the tea cause he your best friend too
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    Text - Sunflower Advocate @YaaAsantewaaBa Working from home LET'S FOCUS ON THE WRONG THING
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    Text - Simon Holland O @simoncholland Pretty sure when I get back to the office that print job I was trying to cancel will still be pending.
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    Text - ghoulia @julia_ghoulia what's the point of a quarantine if l'm not going to be quarantined with my incredibly beautiful mortal nemesis for days on end until our sexual tension builds and we fall in love but before we have the chance to kiss the quarantine ends and we must go our separate ways
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    Face - You know it's a good nap when you wake up like this DEAD INSIDE @Kobiwyler If i wake up like this don't talk to me for the next 30 mins cos I won't understand shit you say
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    Vertebrate - Then he said: "Come in he doesn't bite" And I bit him!
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    Text - call me soul snatcher @miillenium tell me something i don't know shameed @ShameedWright If you go out in heels tape your 3rd toe to the 4th, it halts a nerve transmission & thus no pain in the balls of your feet.
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    Text - Laying in bed with your boyfriend asking him if he thinks You're pretty
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    Text - CynicalTherapist @CynicalTherapi1 I remember when I was a kid and I thought the guy measuring my feet at the shoe store had the coolest job around. What I'm saying was that I was stupid. 9:01 PM · 6/14/20 · Twitter Web App
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    Cartoon - my friends: you better not play any of that dumb early 2000s emo music me going for the aux chord:
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    Photo caption - me on the way to annoy my man
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    Cartoon - Have you ever been so stressed that relaxing makes you more stressed because you're not working on what's making you stressed?
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    Text - Black Magick Woman @Stiffster1216 Why is it when you tell someone you had a dream about them they assume sex? Like no dude, I killed you 5:48 PM · 6/14/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Hair - Him: What's wrong? Me: Nothing. Just wondering why you lied on October 12, 2012 at 5:27pm.
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    Text - All the kids in future tryna learn all things happened in 2020 for their history final made with mematic
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    Face - "how's your summer?" I'm sweating.
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    Hair - *party shares their backstory* Veteran Paladin: "... and thats how i lost my squad of warriors" necromancer: Deug Welch RACING COLLECTIBLES oh my god! thats terrible. where?
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    Album cover - dankmemeuniversity Telekinesis Telekinephews yourethebestthingiveseen this is the kind of humor l'm into
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    Text - Man Arrested In Oregon For Swinging Lightsaber At Cops, Deflects Tasers Florida Man Soon I will have a new apprentice. One far younger and more powerful.
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    Text - when you realize you're 40,000 feet away from everyone and their bullshit
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    Text - When I'm on an intense phone call
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    Facial expression - depends on the context is two a lot ads on YouTube? yes dollars? no
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    Text - A GLOBAL PANDEMIC IS NOT Å GOOD EXCUSE TO TEXT YOUR EX
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    Face - When you're on your 483rd selfie and you start to accept the fact that you're ugly 30

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