Twitter Thread: Man's Parody Hilariously Challenges Moon Landing

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mattstaff
Jul 3, 2020 6:00 PM EDT

Next thing we know we'll be hearing that the moon is flat. 

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    Text - David Hughes @david8hughes Let's talk about the moon landings. There's no way they happened and in this thread I'm going to explain why. >
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    Text - Text - David Hughes @david8hug. - 08 Feb v Firstly, the moon is only available at night and it takes three days to get to the moon so the astropilots would have had to time it so they got to the moon at night, otherwise they'd just land on the sun and die. 28 27 417 4,423 David Hughes @david8hug.. · 08 Feb Then there's the Vin Diesel radiation belts which NASA have said cannot be penetrated. Q 11 27 75 ♡ 1,789 8
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    Text - David Hughes @david8hug... · 08 Feb Then there's the Vin Diesel radiation belts which NASA have said cannot be penetrated. 11 27 75 ♡ 1,789 David Hughes @david8hug... · 08 Feb v At last count, astrologers say there are between 10,000 and 400 billion stars between here and the moon, not to mention the big satellite used to give us telly, so any spaceship would collide with all that stuff if it tried going to the moon. Q 11 27 53 O 1,688 8
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    Text - David Hughes @david8hug.. · 08 Feb Now let's look at the moon footage. There are two men walking on the surface of the moon, despite NASA saying that three men went there. I don't know about you but I'm not travelling three days to get to the moon just to stay on the bus when we get there. Unless I had a cold. 27 168 O 2,476 8
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    Text - Text - David Hughes @david8hug... · 08 Feb v Now let's look at the moon footage. There are two men walking on the surface of the moon, despite NASA saying that three men went there. I don't know about you but I'm not travelling three days to get to the moon just to stay on the bus when we get there. Unless I had a cold. 27 168 ♡ 2,476 8
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    Text - Text - David Hughes @david8hug... · 08 Feb v Furtherhencemorth, the astroboys are on the moon at night time and yet somehow there's a light source casting shadows. They're walking on the only night time space light so how can that have shadows on it? O 29 27 102 ♡ 1,928 David Hughes @david8hug.. · 08 Feb We're supposed to believe they planted a flag on the surface when we know for a fact that the lack of gravity in space would have melted the pole. 9. 27 79 ♡ 1,564 8
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    Text - David Hughes @david8hug. · 08 Feb We're supposed to believe they planted a flag on the surface when we know for a fact that the lack of gravity in space would have melted the pole. 9 27 79 ♡ 1,564 David Hughes @david8hug... · 08 Feb In this 1996 interview with the New York Times, Armstrong claims that the expedition was for codes. Codes which didn't exist until nearly a year after the alleged moon landings.
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    Text - David Hughes @david8hug.. · 08 Feb Wake up. It's all lies by big moon just to get us to buy more moon. 47 27 205 ♡ 2,546 8 Tweet your reply
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