Satirical Twitter Thread About Why Babies Are Problematic

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Jul 9, 2020 2:00 PM EDT

Today's society assumes that everyone wants to be a parent. And while many people do, there are plenty who don't and their rights and opinions are are equally as valid as those who do want kids. Someone started a hilarious Twitter thread listing all of the reasons why babies are problematic, which, although meant as a joke, does raise some points which those who choose not to have kids might use in support of their argument. Read through this funny thread and see how much you agree with the points! 

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    Child - ash @ARTSHL3Y WHY BABIES ARE PROBLEMATIC (A THREAD) 6:59 PM May 9, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - ash @ARTSHL3Y 1) they remain SILENT on so many important issues. name ONE baby who has ever fought for Igbt or poc rights. yep that's what i thought you can't think of ΑΝΥΤHING 6:59 PM May 9, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - ash @ARTSHL3Y 2) they are EXTREMELY toxic. they do nothing productive and just leech of the people around them. they are just pathetic freeloaders with a MASSIVE sense of entitlement 6:59 PM May 9, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - ash @ARTSHL3Y 3) they especially prey on women. women lose sleep, their own BODILY FLUIDS, and sanity all just for these misogynists. how are we still allowing and supporting this?? 7:00 PM May 9, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - ash @ARTSHL3Y 4) they are manipulative. they start crying without warning and offer NO explanation for why. if they weren't toxic they would explain what they need but instead they want to play the victim and gaslight the people around them 7:00 PM May 9, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone >
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    Text - ash @ARTSHL3Y follow me to join the anti-baby movement : 8:28 PM May 9, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone >
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    Text - Exiled : Quarantine Edition @ExiledCaste I don't see any babies objecting. Whole camp goes silent when they don't have any counterarguments. <>
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    Text - Laura Kramer @Laura_Kramer Replying to @ARTSHL3Y and @adamkanzen babies are cancelled >
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    Text - Galar Lennyficate Replying to @ARTSHL3Y @Len... · 5/10/19 A few years ago I was a baby myself. It was horrible! 10 2774 ♡ 1,912 aaron earned an iron urn · 5/10/19 v Me too, I'm so glad I grew out of that toxic mindset | 27 26 572 1 more reply @cherrypie_Lua · 5/10/19 2202™M Replying to @ARTSHL3Y and @okkdannaa 100% of babies are unemployed
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    Text - jules @peachfetish yea I heard one cry on the bus today, let's skip that, shall we?
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    Text - Taylor Drake @taylordrake538 Replying to @ARTSHL3Y They never look u in the eye when you meet them, so disrespectful.
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