Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (July 9, 2020)

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Jul 9, 2020 2:30 PM EDT

Each week, we bring you the top-rated shower thoughts from the average Joes out there. Or, are we bringing you the greatest philosophical insights from the greatest minds of our generation? Scroll through these deep thoughts and decide for yourself!  

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  • 01
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Bismuth81 3 days ago You aren't paid according to how hard you work, you are paid according to how hard you are to replace
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/squanto420sqanching 5 days ago O As a child, it seemed like parents had eyes on the back of their heads. As adults, it's clear that little kids are extremely predictable
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/MithrandirElessar 6 days ago One day the Lord of the Rings trilogy will be remade and we'll all hate it
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/NordyNed 4 days ago You don't realize the force with which you stand up until you bang your skull against something
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  • 05
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/thanewbie 1 day ago e 3 2 S 2 Dying is when your skeleton finally hatches
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/ihavethebestmarriage 4 days ago Kids forget to pack their swimsuit but swim anyway, adults pack their swimsuit but don't swim
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/prodbyalvi 4 days ago In 20-30 years kids at school will get bullied over their mom's old pictures on the internet
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Racquet3451 day ago You don't realize how hard you chew until you bite the inside of your cheek.
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  • 09
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/YTAppleDemo 6 days ago You've likely played as an "extra", in hundreds of stranger's dreams.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/kagethemage 5 days ago The more underscores in your username, the more committed you were to having it.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/Patrick_Schlies 5 days ago You could tell any man that they have a body like Christian Bale and you wouldn't be wrong
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Kaien12 6 days ago If people do reunite with their love one in heaven, Its probably pretty awkward for those who was widowed and remarried.
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