Dumbest Quotes Ever Said By 2020 Presidential Candidate Kanye West

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satirequeen
Jul 11, 2020 4:00 PM EDT

Kanye is running for president, and honestly, 2020 couldn't get any weirder. But we keep saying that, and weird sh*t keeps happening, so I don't know anymore. So before the world collapses in on itself, here are some of the potential future president's most inspirational dumbest quotes for you to wrap your head around. You. Are. Welcome! 

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  • 01
    Forehead - SADANDUSELESS.COM "IAM GOD'S VESSEL BUT MY GREATEST PAIN IN LIFE IS THATIWILL NEVER BE ABLE TO SEE MYSELF PERFORM LIVE"
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    Hair - SADANDUSELESS.COM "IDONTEVEN LISTEN TO RAP. MY APARTMENT IS TOO NICE TO LISTEN TO RAP IN
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    Hair - SADANDUSELESS.COM "FOR ME TO SAYI WASN'T A GENIUS I'D JUST BE LYING TO YOU AND TOMYSELF."
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    Photo caption - SADANDUSELESS.COM "PEOPLE WRITE NOVELS AND THEY JUST BE SO WORDY AND SO SELF-ABSORBED. I AM NOT A FAN OF BOOKS. I WOULD NEVER WANT A BOOK'S AUTOGRAPH. I AM A PROUD NON-READER OF BOOKS."
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    Forehead - SADANDUSELESS.COM "BY 50%IAM MORE INFLUENTIAL THAN STANLEY KUBRICK, APOSTLE PAUL, PICASSO. F"ING PICASSO AND ESCOBAR. BY 50% MORE INFLUENTIAL THAN ANY OTHER HUMAN BEING."
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    Hair - SADANDUSELESS.COM THAVE TO DRESS KIM EVERY DAY SO SHE DOESNTEMBARRASS ME."
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    Face - SADANDUSELESS.COM IWILL GO DOWN AS THE VOICE OF THIS GENERATION, OF THIS DECADE, IWILL BE THE LOUDEST VOICE"
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    Hair - SADANDUSELESS.COM "WE ALL SELF-CONSCIOUS. I'M JUST THE FIRST TO ADMIT IT."
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    Forehead - SADANDUSELESS.COM "I FEEL LIKE I'M TOO BUSY WRITING HISTORY TO READ IT
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    Hair - SADANDUSELESS.COM "YOU MAY BE TALENTED BUT YOU'RE NOT KANYE WEST
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    Hair - SADANDUSELESS.COM "TMA POP ENIGMA. I LIVE AND BREATHE EVERY ELEMENT IN LIFE. I ROCK A BESPOKE SUIT AND I GO TO HAROLD'S FOR FRIED CHICKEN."
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    Human - SADANDUSELESS.COM "TAM SO CREDIBLE AND SO INFLUENTIAL AND SO RELEVANT THAT I WILL CHANGE THINGS."
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    Hair - SADANDUSELESS.COM "I DON'T LIKE WALKING AROUND WITH PEOPLE THINKING I'M DOING UNCOOL SHIT, BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING I'M DOING THAT'S UNCOOL."
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    Hair - SADANDUSELESS.COM "VISITING MY MIND IS LIKE VISITING THE HERMES FACTORY. SHIT IS REAL."
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    Cool - SADANDUSELESS.COM K E "I HATE WHEN I'M ONA FLIGHT AND I WAKE UP WITHAWATER BOTTLE NEXT TO ME LIKE OH GREAT NOWIGOTTA BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS WATER BOTTLE."
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