Top 10 White People Tweets (July 13, 2020)

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Jul 14, 2020 4:38 PM EDT

Some funny tweets that will help you exercise those laughter muscles. If you are looking for more, here are yesterday's top white people tweets to keep you entertained.

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  • 01
    Text - Humorist Jared Logan @JaredLogan oh my god Disney World was great today. The lines were like half as long as usual. Only complaint: have they changed their food? Couldn't taste anything!
    via Reddit
  • 02
    Coastal and oceanic landforms - The end of Australia Ryan @diceb0mb Anybody wanna meet me here and have a climactic sword battle at sunset while we yell at each other about our ideologies
    via Reddit
  • 03
    Text - Joey 4 @joeygllghr why would i use TIKTOK when they STEAL MY DATA to send back to CHINA when lcan be a GOOD AMERICAN and use FACEBOOK who steals my INFO and SELLS IT TO CHINA like a TRUE PATRIOT
    via Reddit
  • 04
    Text - Realism Games @RealismG I was at walmart buying bird seed one time. And with a complete straight face I asked the cashier in the supply area "how long does it take for the birds to grow after I plant them" Oh the look on her face. >
    via Reddit
  • 05
    Text - A$AP CURRY @lisa_curry Me: Time to relax and get into bed! The Internet: Wanna read something upsetting first? Me: Yes, obviously. >
    via Reddit
  • 06
    Text - Janet Forklift @janetforklift Zucchini noodles taste like settling for a husband who isn't funny but has a good job
    via Reddit
  • 07
    Text - ed @edgdhh 2nite @work a customer •ordered 3 meatballs •ate them all •ordered 3 more meatballs •ate those too •told his server to take empty plates b4 his wife got there •wife gets there •server takes both of their orders •he goes "i think ill try the meatballs" WHAT WAS HE HIDING
    via Reddit
  • 08
    Text - Elijah Personette @Elderqueer No cake in a "cake looks like object" video is in fact cake. It is a pound of fondant wrapped around a miserable little piece of bread the consistency of florist's foam. Beautiful art to be sure, but each is a lie wrapped in another lie, as edible as the object it apes.
    via Reddit
  • 09
    Text - Geraldine O @everywhereist Stop. Being. So. Impressed. By. Fondant. It's just stale frosting, stop it, stop it, stop it. 10:36 AM - 7/12/20 · Twitter Web App
    via Reddit
  • 10
    Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland My wife and I go to Home Depot & IKEA with 25 ft tape measures clipped to our belts just to flex on younger couples arguing about stuff fitting in their house.
    via Reddit

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