Top 10 White People Tweets (July 19, 2020)

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Jul 21, 2020 9:38 PM EDT

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  • 01
    Text - 1984's George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS My boyfriend hasn't posted on Instagram since a pic of a cheeseburger since 2016 and he said if I want to make it on the grid I have to make him feel the way that cheeseburger did <>
    via Reddit
  • 02
    Text - soul nate @MNateShyamalan my mom: don't fil up on bread, that's how they get you me: that's how they get YOU, coward. i will bankrupt this olive garden 12:15 PM 7/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 03
    Text - Keep Calm and Carrion @JackOfQuills how did "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" become the typical sentence that contains all letters of the alphabet and not "sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow" which is objectively a million times cooler
    via Reddit
  • 04
    Text - betty_blake @bettybl78706021 Went on a date with a new guy and he brought matching masks he had purchased for us... a 2020 love story 1:12 PM · Jul 18, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone >
    via Reddit
  • 05
    Text - Samuel Dunsiger @samdunsiger I spend too much time trying to prove to an automatic hand dryer that I exist.
    via Reddit
  • 06
    Text - Lauren Chanel Allen @MichelleHux what's an adult problem nobody prepared you for? Keep Blackness Black. @Mayhemmyles Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you're the one paying for them.
    via Reddit
  • 07
    Text - David Woodland @DavidSven We pay my oldest $1 every time he reads a book. We're talking 160 page chapter books. I'm out $120 this year and he thinks he's ripping me off. Best investment ever. 8:59 PM 7/16/20 Twitter for iPhone
    via Reddit
  • 08
    Text - Alli Brown @heyitsmeAlliB For me, being "chill" is getting to the airport three hours before take off so l can sit in a restaurant directly across from my gate and be anxious about missing my flight from there.
    via Reddit
  • 09
    Text - eric curtin @dubstep4dads (i get kidnapped and thrown in the back of a car but we drive past some horses) me, pointing: hrmphses
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  • 10
    Text - Text - jon drake @DrakeGatsby Video Games in the 80s: Run! Jump! Eat this flower! Collect the coins! Video Games Now: You are a broken man, haunted by the choices you've made. You do not fear the sweet embrace of death, but you still have unfinished business. >
    via Reddit

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