Top 10 White People Tweets (July 20, 2020)

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Jul 22, 2020 1:38 PM EDT

Some funny tweets to keep you chipper. And if you are enjoying these, take a look at some more white people tweets from the other day.

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  • 01
    Text - Ethan 9 @ethancarpediem They put music from the 50s and 60s in medicine commercials to appeal to the older generation... meaning sometime in the future, Despacito will be playing on a commercial for laxatives. 19:49 · 14/02/2020 · Twitter for iPhone
    via Reddit
  • 02
    Text - airhead mere @merestromb I'm not dating to marry. I'm dating to experience a painful breakup that kickstarts my weight loss.
    via Reddit
  • 03
    Text - Whoever on Netflix pitched the idea to skip intros.. man you are under appreciated. So I'm here to say now you a real one
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  • 04
    Text - Ron Iver @ronnui_ Losing my mind over the idea that pigeons existed before cities. Like can you imagine pigeons just hanging out in a forest? Eating bugs instead of gutter bagels? I personally just don't buy it. 9:23 AM 5/16/20 Twitter for Android
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  • 05
    Text - Lisa Marie @xLiserx I sexually identify as a microwave dinner because l'm ready in 5 minutes but don't look anything like my photos.
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  • 06
    Text - Jodi o @jodixmaloneyx Why do boys ask "what you wearing" as if we sit around in sexy lingerie all day? I'm in my penguin onesie what are YOU wearing 1:43 am · 18/7/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 07
    Text - pee pee drinker @gothtitty i wish i was a cow eating grass in a field. no rent. no job. no college. just moo
    via Reddit
  • 08
    Text - JV @Aintshitjunior I CANT BELIEVE WE STAYED UP AND SCREAMED HAPPY NEW YEAR FOR THIS BULLSHIT 6:42 AM · Jul 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 09
    Text - Seth Rogen replied Dave Weigel O @daveweigel 6h Guys, what's stopping you from dressing like this 24/7 369 27378 4,012 Seth Rogen O @Sethrogen 5m Batman 15 27 27 745
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  • 10
    Text - Seth Timlake @Seth_Timlake My bill after getting bit by a snake SUMMARY OF PATIENT SERVICES contact ou status ofy PHARMACY LABORATORY SERVICES INTERMEDIATE CARE ROOM INTENSIVE CARE ROOM $83,341.25 $22,433.00 $21,225.00 $17,766.00 $5,564.00 $1.423 00 $947.00 $462.00 FREQ Q. Can A. Yer EMERGENCY CARE SERVICES THERAPY SERVICES RADIOLOGY Q. Ca A. Y SPECIAL SERVICES Q.V A. P TOTAL CHARGES $153,161.25 ACCOUNT SUMMARY Service Date 07/04/15 to 07/09/15 The Don @JackedYaTweets I would've just died
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