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Woman Expert Level Trolls Husband By Photoshopping Coyotes Into Their Conversation

Troll Level: WIFE

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    Wildlife - I found this cute little dog outside... he doesn't have tags or anything. He's kinda scared. What should I do? I'm going to bring him inside. He seems cold. Poor pup. He's all scared :(
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    Text - I swear to god if you bring another random animal into the goddamn house This is a joke right? What? Why are you tripping out? What am I supposed to do? See a lost dog wandering around the back field and NOT try to help it? THATS NOT A FUCKING DOG BABY ANSWER YOUR PHONE That's a fucking coyote. Babe... I think I know a dog ifI see one OBVIOUSLY FUCKING NOT. PUT IT BACK OUTSIDE YOU NUT JOB
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    Text - I'm not putting it back outside. It's scared. OF COURSE ITS SCARED, KAYLA. ITS A WILD ANIMAL But... can I keep it? Delivered DIVORCE. Just kidding. But no. That thing better be outside before I get home. I swear to god woman. You are another level of crazy. Brining coyotes in the house and shit. Fuck me
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    Text - Babe. You said we could talk about getting a dog for Christmas and then we never did... this is fate Delivered THATS NOT A DOG ARE YOU SERIOUSLY NOT GETTING THIS?! DO YOU REALLY THINK THATS A DOG? Is this the god damn twilight zone? THATS OBVIOUSLY A COYOTE
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    Text - Calm down, crazy. Whatever it is, Justin. I like him. He's sweet. I want to keep him. YOU CANT KEEP A COYOTE. NOBODY DOES THAT. Stop text yelling at me freaking out for no reason you're Delivered NO REASON?! THERES A COYOTE IN MY HOUSE AND MY LADY IS ACTING LIKE ITS A CHIHUAHUA. YOUVE LOST YOUR MIND
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    Product - Look how cute Delivered WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
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    Text - HOW ARE YOU MISTAKEN THIS FOR A DOG? HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN A COYOTE? AND IT DOESNT LOOK SWEET, IT LOOKS PISSED. OH MY GOD WOMAN I am going to come home to my family eaten by a wild COYOTE MY WIFE BROUGHT INTO THE HOUSE. This is the craziest thing you've ever done. You're a freak. This is crazier than you brining home those 4 ferrets that one time. AND I HATED THOSE FERRETS. And who gets four at once?! OH YEAH, that's right. THE SAME LADY WHO LURES A FUCKING COYOTE INTO OUR HOME
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    Text - Chill your hormones. I don't think coyotes even eat people. Delivered YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS A COYOTE UNTIL I TOLD YOU. NOW YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE ME FACTS ABOUT THEM?! YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT CRAZY LADY. Here comes fucking Animal Planet Kayla. Here to give you cool facts about wild animals. EVEN THOUGH SHE THINKS SOME RANDOM AS COYOTE IN A FIELD IS SOME KINDA DOG TRUST HER. SHES AN EXPERT
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    Text - You're a jerk. But on a more important note... he's being kinda weird. Like, making this weird noise and kinda pacing? I tried petting him and making calming noises at him. Olly and I named him "Spot". I tried petting his ear (he liked that earlier) and saying, "it's okay, spot. Calm down. It's okay pup" but that seemed to kinda make him more mad? What do I do? YOU NAMED IT SPOT? IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE SPOTS? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE. OH MY GOD. IT SOUNDS PISSED BABY. THIS IS INSANE. K
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    Text - YOU NAMED IT SPOT? IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE SPOTS? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE. OH MY GOD. IT SOUNDS PISSED BABY. THIS IS INSANE. K you listen to me you fucking psycho lady. I love the shit out of you, despite the fact that you regularly loose your fucking mind, and I'd hate to see you or own son attacked by COYOTE if you're being serious about him pacing right now. Take Olly and go into our room and close the door. I'm on my way. Okay babe. You're the best... Delivered Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now
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    Wildlife - Babe... I looked outside and there's more out there. He's in here howling. Do you think they are looking for him? Delivered YOURE KIDDING ME RIGHT THATS NOT OUR YARD WOMAN I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD KAYLA
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    Text - I love you so much What are you talking about? What is going on?! Baby... there's no coyote... YEAH BABE. THERE IS. IM SORRY YOU WANT IT TO BE A DOG BUT THAT DOESNT MAKE IT SO. LOOK UP PICS OF COYOTES BABY THATS EHAT IT IS No babe... I know that's a coyote... I'm saying... it wasn't ever here. Or in our house. Or on our couch... It was photoshop. Delivered I FUCKING HATE YOU.
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