Fresh & Funny Tweets For People With Short Attention Spans

We've got to hand it to the comedy geniuses of Twitter. They manage to pack serious humor within that 280 character restriction. But good tweets are hard to locate in that sea of horrible political takes. So we've grabbed the funny stuff and left the tweets that make us want to sign off from the internet forever. Enjoy!

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