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Thirty-Five Random Posts For Optical Consumption

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    Event - Just pointing out the fact that now is the perfect time to become a ventriloquist.
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    Cat - Take care of your loved ones.
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    Text - Ally @TragicAllyHere A neat thing about 2020 is that enough stuff happens every month to fill an entire verse of "we didn't start the fire" >
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    Text - Logan Guntzelman @adirtyguntz My dad thinks the movie The Big Lebowski negatively affected me and brother's idea of what clothing is my appropriate to wear out of the house. The first time he told us this, he was dropping us off at school & noticed my brother was wearing slippers that did not match 9:04 PM · 8/3/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - AJ Smith @AJ_Smith_Writes Replying to @TragicAllyHere Ok I wrote July. Demon semen, COVID soars, Taylor Swift, "Folklore"; Kanye running, Portland trouble, NBA is in a bubble. John Lewis, Herman Cain, Fauci's pitch, Ghislaine; "No election?" Trump asks, Karens out without a mask. Trump's test, Blue check hack, Unsolved Mysteries is back David Duke, no Olympics, Snyder has a name to pick. Tik-Tok ban, Ellen's mean, Hydroxycholroquine, Mail-in ballots might be fake, why is everything a cake
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    Yellow - Queen of Southfield @JENNontheRocks_ I took my daughter on a walk. This how she let me know she was done walking
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    Text - wittyidiot @stephenszczerba My most toxic trait is that my comfort zone and self-sabotaging chaos have always been the same place
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    Photo caption - Me in my workout clothes five hours after I said I was going to the gym
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    Face - reesewitherspoon •.. January February March April May June July August September
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    Cartoon - EL DORADO GOLDPOSTING My friend and I explaining how E.T. is really a Jedi The cashier at Wendy's
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    Play - Happiness is a state of mind. REM
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    Text - Spencer CUH @SpencerCUH Aliens probably ride pass Earth & lock their doors
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    Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix offee skes me oor bought a package of socks today and according to the Kohl's receiptI saved $100 6:41 PM · 8/3/20 · Twitter for iPad
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    Vertebrate - I don't know what this dog is going through but I can relate to the core
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    Text - IG: Bonnie_Ola W A @dorisolaitan_ PEOPLE. ARE. GOING. TO. TALK. BADLY. ABOUT. YOU. NO. MATTER. WHAT. SO. DO. WHAT. MAKES. YOU. НАРPY.
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    Human - when I'm having an emotional crisis but still trying not to be a burden deldia Hello, 911? How are you?
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    Text - Eli McCann @EliMcCann For my second date with my husband we met in NYC and went to a party and ended up at a McDonald's at 3:00 AM where he reached across the table, grabbed my hands, looked at me adoringly, and said "I hate this. I wanted to go to bed at 9:00. Do not expect this of me again."
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    Yard - You are my sunshine.
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    Text - Nobody: My cat when I crack open the door: @cabbagecatmemes Adios
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    Canidae - When I only made 20 pizza rolls but could have easily eaten 25 or maybe 30 Doag News
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    Cook - me - l'll have the French toast him - you'll have an egg white omelet me - l'll have an egg white omelet
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    Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland A lot of people think things slow down and get boring as you get older but we had two humming birds at the feeder at the same time this morning and I'm still buzzing from the excitement.
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    Nose - When you hit your pinky toe on the bed rail
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    Facial expression - Her: You're just too childish, I'm sorry but I'm leaving... Me: Good luck with that, the floor is lava.
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    Skin - him: I've lost all feeling in my butt nerves. her: are you joking? him: no l'm dead ass serious. @wolfgrilz
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    Plant community - If you're having a bad day just look at this hedgehog taking a camping trip
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    Floor - My friend: Sorry about the mess in my apartment Their apartment: @tank.sinatra
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    Terrestrial animal - A Cheetah and her cheetos
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    Organism - Me looking for the tool I had in my hand 2 seconds ago
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    Poster - FENCING: The perfect COVID-19 Sport Try Fencing at Masks La Jolla Fencing Academy www.lajolafancingacademy.com lajoatencingmait.com C19-857-1451 Gloves • If anybody gets closer than 6 feet to you, you stab them Located Upper level next to AMC 12
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    Vehicle door - "How hot is it where you live?" Me:
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    Cat - me after drinking some good ass water
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    Cat - My daughter didn't think l'd actually MAKE this apparently she was kidding when she asked me to do it....
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    Rainbow - Just what 2020 needed, Thor vs the Care Bears
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    Dog - BACK IN MY DAYS I HAD NE TOY AND IT WAS A STICK Caithedobermann

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