Man Crank Calls Friend, Gets Served Fake Paternity Suit

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    Text - r/ProRevenge + Join u/tremendothegreat • 14h 1 1 1 2 2 1 Friend crank called me at my job, so I had him served with a fake paternity suit at his 10 years ago a friend of mine crank called me several times in my office over the course of a day. I decided in that moment that 1) this would not stand and 2) rather than entering into a long, protracted quagmire of a prank war, I would use the nuclear option and end it immediately. My friend "Mike" was a well known local bartender (I worked at
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    Text - So, I compiled a ton of free online legal documents - not just for the "paternity suit" but also income disclosure forms, statements of parental rights, and suggested visitation schedules pending "demonstrable proof of sobriety." I filled out all the forms, then smeared what looked like date-received stamps as proof they had been filed and ran copies to make those stamps even more illegible. From there, I crafted a back story to be included in a cover letter from the fictional mother's fa
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    Text - I enlisted another friend not known by Mike to serve the documents and instructed him to do so around 10pm on a Saturday evening. I told him to keep the interaction very simple. I wasn't able to be by the back bar because I knew I would be laughing too hard, but based on eyewitness reports it played out like this: FRIEND: Are you Mike [last name]? MIKE: Yes FRIEND: Michael [middle name, last name]? MIKE: Yes FRIEND: [drops folder on bar] MIKE: What's that? FRIEND: Paternity suit. You've b
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