Top 10 White People Tweets (August 18, 2020)

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  • 01
    Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Some people think your forties are lame but later today we are going to Costco and getting an entire case of this green tea that I tried last weekend and really enjoyed.
  • 02
    Text - Jay @theshamingofjay The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.
  • 03
    Text - elise @crocfanpage i hate this pandemic, if i wanted to waste my early 20s i would've become a military wife 8:44 AM - Aug 16, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone >
  • 04
    Text - Kerry on Wayward Son @EmissaryKerry why do we call them olives and not Greece's pieces
  • 05
    Text - MehGyver @TheAndrewNadeau The size of the gates in Jurassic Park suggests they were always planning on letting the dinosaurs out. 03:03 · 17/08/2020 · Twitter for iPhone
  • 06
    Text - jorge ivan 777 @Lowlifee From now on I'm telling jobs I was the general manager at Toys R Us. Who tf they gon call
  • 07
    Text - LaLaLyds @LaLa_Lyds My husband just walked in, told the dog how cute he is, and how much he loves him. Held his face in his hands, stared into his eyes, and gave him forehead kisses. Then left the room. I'm sitting right next to the dog.
  • 08
    Text - Ely Kreimendollface @ElyKreimendahl my body is NOT a temple it's a STORAGE UNIT for my REGRETS 9:30 PM 8/16/20 · Twitter for iPhone
  • 09
    Text - Thought I was meowing back to my cat for the past hour but it turns out it was just me and my dad meowing at each other from different rooms in the house
  • 10
    Text - tatum @50FirstTates white ppl love to see a line forming behind them and being like "wow we got here at the perfect time" 7:53 AM 8/17/20 Twitter for iPhone

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