Now I layz me downz 2 sleep, I prayz diz cushy life 2 keep. I pray 4 toyz dat look like mice, And sofa cushonz, soft and nice I pray 4 gourmet kitteh snackz, And someun nice 2 scratch mah back, For windowsills all warmz and bright, For shadowz 2 exp

Image 1238861056
From AaAaAaLeEeEeE
See all captions Recaption

Trending Now

Overworked employee starts leaving right at 5pm making their boss think that they've suddenly got better at their job and have "stepped up their game": 'I got a raise after I started leaving exactly at 5pm'

Overworked employee starts leaving right at 5pm making their boss think that they've suddenly got better at their job and have "stepped up their game": 'I got a raise after I started leaving exactly at 5pm'

01
Engineer agrees to help friend’s mother-in-law with renovation as a favor, quits when she treats him like a servant: '[She] learned that professionals can in fact walk away'

Engineer agrees to help friend’s mother-in-law with renovation as a favor, quits when she treats him like a servant: '[She] learned that professionals can in fact walk away'

02
27-year-old new mom refuses to miss out on her first Mother's Day, refuses to attend husband's birthday party planned by her mother-in-law on that day: “His mom will drag me through the mud”

27-year-old new mom refuses to miss out on her first Mother's Day, refuses to attend husband's birthday party planned by her mother-in-law on that day: “His mom will drag me through the mud”

03
Dad makes 17-year-old's room into guest room, takes offence when he doesn't want to sleep on air mattress during exam week: 'During school, I'm exhausted'

Dad makes 17-year-old's room into guest room, takes offence when he doesn't want to sleep on air mattress during exam week: 'During school, I'm exhausted'

04
26-year-old employee faces pushback after refusing HR request to teach coworker in 40s emotional intelligence: 'I don't want to deal alone with his outbursts'

26-year-old employee faces pushback after refusing HR request to teach coworker in 40s emotional intelligence: 'I don't want to deal alone with his outbursts'

05
Expecting dad asks his 38-year-old stepmom if he and his girlfriend can move into her unfinished basement for the first 3 years of their baby's life so they don't have to pay rent and she can babysit: 'I laughed'

Expecting dad asks his 38-year-old stepmom if he and his girlfriend can move into her unfinished basement for the first 3 years of their baby's life so they don't have to pay rent and she can babysit: 'I laughed'

06