Top 10 White People Tweets (August 30, 2020)

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Sep 4, 2020 7:38 PM EDT

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  • 01
    Text - cory @harvardgraduat girlfriend: this is my dad howard me: nice to meet u.. *we lock eyes* howard u doing him: *maintaining eye contact* sarah this is the one 1:59 PM · 2020-08-29 · Twitter for Android 92 Retweets 701 Likes
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  • 02
    Text - Ashley McNamara @ashleymcnamara My kid is gaming with friends sol brought him a snack and he says, "Thanks, Love you" then laughter erupts on the headset and he goes, "What? You don't love your mothers? I'm sad for you." so if you need me l'll just be over here sobbing into my worlds best mom ribbon.
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  • 03
    Text - Martha Kelly @Marthakelly3 I'm starting an "EveryoneExceptFans" account where I put even more clothes on
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  • 04
    Text - giabuchi lastrassi @jaboukie most of white america has no culture outside of consumerism so burning down a chili's is like destroying a family heirloom 11:33 AM - Aug 28, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 40.7K Retweets and comments 234.5K Likes i bless the rains down in castamere @Chinchillazllla · Aug 28 Replying to @jaboukie my town got a Waffle House when I was 17 and I could not eat there for nearly six months because of how busy it was 24/7. everyone was so excited for the new Waffle House.
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  • 05
    Text - Billiam @billiamthies Feeling a bit lonely. Might go browse the Manga section at Barnes N Noble in hopes that someone with a mutual interest will talk to me. 10:54 AM · 8/29/20 · Twitter Web App
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  • 06
    Text - ТАНКО @ТАНКО Having a sonic the hedgehog themed post apocalypse isn't how I expected the world to end up but I welcome it Balena Productions @BalenaTweet 2d Still the same as I left it months ago. Frozen in time. amo 30 CLLAN VS. VILAIN SONIC THE HEDGEHOG FEBRUARY 14 siG ROBOTNIK SINOS
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  • 07
    Text - logan @brainwxrms so apparently the "bad vibes" i've been feeling are actually "severe psychological distress" 8:31 PM · 28 Aug 20 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 08
    Text - @westkoen Changing ur bedsheets is a high risk commitment bc from the second u take the old ones out, u enter an almost unwinnable race against ur executive dysfunction, and any miscalculations Will result in ur sleeping on a bare ass mattress for a whole week 8/19/18, 11:10 AM 3,606 Retweets 12.5K Likes
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  • 09
    Text - SneezingWithWetMascara @WetMascara The Thanksgiving I was 37, I was dating a 45 year old guy, and my sister (who was 33) was dating the 25 year old son of the guy I was dating. Partway through Thanksgiving dinner, my dad got up, went outside and mowed my sister's yard to calm himself down. 11:51 AM · 8/28/20 · Twitter for Android
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  • 10
    Adaptation - NASIONA PARE SSERVICE Grand Canyon NPS @GrandCanyonNPS The squirrels of Grand Canyon might be cute. But they'll beg. They'll steal. They'll bite. They'll do anything to get what you want. So don't trust them. Don't approach them. And don't give them anything-or they might take everything. - BM nps.gov/grca/learn/nat. DONT BELIEVE HIS LIES 19:00 · 29 Aug 20 · Twitter Web App
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