Entertaining Tumblr Posts That'll Annihilate Your Boredom (41 Pics)

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andcallmeshirley
Sep 8, 2020 8:38 PM EDT

Tumblr is our guilty pleasure. Sometimes we like to make fun of it, but the truth is we can't stay away for long! And once you get a taste of how funny Tumblr can be you will also be coming back for more. To make things nice and easy we've rounded up the best Tumblr posts we've seen this week in one list, so stop stalling and get to scrolling!

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    Text - lives-in-a-harpsichord Follow Kommentit 375 Jaques Francais•6 päivää sitten i study medicine, and I am impressed by your arm veins! would love to puncture them! 2 Obsessed with how people will just say stuff
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    Text - suddenlywolf Follow straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they'd kiss a boy for $50,000 and they said no. at that point it's not even gay it's just the best option all-hail-astro-boy IF YOU DON'T GO DOWN ON A GUY FOR $1 MILLION, YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T CARE FOR YOUR FAMILY. cantotallyeven I once made out with a guy for a klondike bar and l'd do it again Source: suddenlywolf #it's ok we said no homo
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    Text - stinkyhat worst smell award goes to: nasty sponge smell!!! shinyreuniclus *throws my hat on the floor ans jumps on it repeatedly* dangit, sewer drain on a hot day, we'll get it next year
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    Floor - averyterrible this feels like a code violation cicadianrhythm nothing wakes me up in the morning like navigating my horrible chest high floating door stairs and knowing the paramedics will laugh at me if I have to call them out again gayarsonist im begging for someone to open this in my face as l'm coming up the stairs, taking me out instantly Looney Tunes style fightcapitalism Source:depsidase 52,497 notes
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    Text - thoodleoo there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you ancient-rome-au "Jupiter cancelled him and we're not going to question that"
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    Text - bogleech "Mansplaining" has caught on as a term among Facebook boomers but they use it to refer to any opinion they disagree with that was posted by someone who looks "male" to them including opinions like "poor people need food" or "climate change exists" or "coronavirus isn't spread by wifi signals" and if the person they disagree with definitely isn't a man they'll just call it womansplaining" or something bogleech Actually having become a regular Facebook user in just the last few mon
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    Text - writing-prompt-s Your phone suddenly receives an emergency alert that tells you to seek shelter immediately. Your pet slowly walks up to you, looks you dead in the eye, and says: "The time has come. Follow me." pleaseletthisjimbetaken I have fish where the fok you gonna take me, the back corner of your tank? pandasonice The Shape of Water, 2017 Source: writing-prompt-s 22,578 notes A
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    Text - whorusszahhak: don't ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish But, if you think about it, that's all the more reason to go. The person you're dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she's falling deeper in love with you. thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
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    Text - thecorinediaries: prewetts: jordanleeemerson: secretgaygent: nints: imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like "cool story bro now go chop some lumber" GO CHOP SOME LUMBER "what ru doing out of the garage go fix my car" #THE GRILL ISN'T GONNA LIGHT ITSELF "Don't you have something to fix somewhere." backfatt
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    Text - kedreeva Follow we were discussing wills and inheritances in the breakroom today and one of the boys brought up that he heard if you hate someone in your family, you're supposed to leave them something, literally anything, even if it's just like 1 penny, so that they can't sue and say you just forgot them, and one of the other boys said why wouldn't you just say like “I specifically do not leave anything to this person" and one of the girls piped up "No, leave them 1 penny, it's a bigger
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    Text - hollowtones Follow They're putting all kinds of stuff in a sandwich recently. Check it out when you have the chance. skipclasseatass Follow mages Guild Prophet Rumors Athragar
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    Photo caption - earlygráves: I walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes "you're the 7th person today. they're cpr dummies." jesus christ Feed us CREW
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    Text - esimstacysmom: giraffepoliceforce: If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles. I knew it, something about my dad just wasn't adding up
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    Text - april gonna try using tumblr on my 3DS codegoth i have successfully logged in after 5 attempts codegoth there are no images and very little CSS that works. i am amazed that I can see icons at all
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    Text - musings-of-a-monster Before COVID shut the library down, I was helping a little boy and his mom find books. "What do you like to read about?" I asked. "Dinosaurs!" This is common request, but can mean different things, "Okay. Do you want a story about dinosaurs, or facts about dinosaurs?" "Facts." I took him to the dinosaur section (567.9) of the juvenile nonfiction. He picked out a couple books, and I asked him if there was anything else he was looking for. "Do you have anything on DNA?"
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    Text - biggest-gaudiest-patr... anarcho... Follow biggest-gaudiest-patronuses the 1997 Anastasia film decided rasputin made a better villain than the bolsheviks and i'm still reeling over the fact an american company was given a once-in-a-lifetime historically justified reason to vilify communism and they SKIPPED it biggest-gaudiest-patronuses the notes is just people roasting the musical adaption and ok fair karl-the-not-so-great They knew that if they animated young Lenin and gave him magic po
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    Text - metalgearsolid2 Follow r/NoStupidQuestions u/Tour-Bulky • 11h a question hello, iam a 61 yrs old woman new to the world of reddit !!!!! can someone tell me how it works. please and thanks you . I want to show my grand son iam a cool grandma . 21 Top Awarded 1 1 2 8. 10 33 S 2 1 18 23 23 17 1 13.4k 1 Share 479 reddit might have the most gullible userbase on the planet
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    Text - log4 Follow Personally i dont support things, ideals, institutions, organizations, people, places, cultures, concepts, ideas, theories, practices, systems, or constructs depressed-duck Follow so what DO you support? log4 Follow the tremendous weight of my massive tits, of course 23.662 notes A
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    Text - hyrude was talking with gwen yesterday and she was like "yeah leonard nimoy's cool. it's cool that he's gay" and i was like "he's not gay. i also thought he was gay but he was just nice. you're thinking of patrick stewart" and she was like "he's not gay you're thinking of stanley tucci" and i, thinking of steve busciemi, said "FROM SPY KIDS?" anyway just checked and none of these people are gay apparently. thanks for reading hyrude posts that make people say "stanley tucci IS gay, lol" an
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    Text - A deepfriedfuckpotato Look, guys, you need to know something really important about Batman. " is a form of The whole traditional English butler thing? Yeah, "master address used for children. Alfred has been lowkey calling Bruce a manchild for decades. And I think that's beautiful. mellydraws @unpretty unpretty i always assumed that when bruce got older, alfred called him 'mister wayne' exactly once, because the look on bruce's face when alfred called him what he'd previously always calle
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    Text - light-blue-glazed-terracotta my worst fear is an ocean update 2 where they add whales i'm just. swimming in the ocean and this massive fu whale the size of my base domes and yeets me into oblivion heh-i-do-that i've been thinking about this post for the past 30 minutes and only now realized it's from a minecraft blog and not just some guy who doesn't think whales exist Source: light-blue-glazed-terracotta 64,837 notes
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    Illustration - prokopetz I kind of love that D&D's most iconic monster is this giant floating ball of eyes and teeth from a realm of inchoate madness beyond time and space that brings low entire kingdoms with its merest gaze, but rather than being unfathomably alien in its mentality, it's just really racist. It's like the game's designers came up with the most Lovecraftian monster they could possibly imagine, then gave it the personality of the actual H P Lovecraft.
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    Text - REI TILL i tilthat TIL a dog was revealed in 1908 to be a fake hero. It was pushing children into the river Seine to rescue them and win beef steaks. via reddit.com sapper-in-the-wire Gotta respect the hustle jizzfrosti Pavlov's bastard
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    Text - ravenbirde Follow enough tedtalk.. it's time to tedlisten. .
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    Text - pregnantseinfeld this reopens the ages old pokemon debate "is it ethical to catch a mr.mime? is mr.mime just a guy?" tits-n-trix riseofthedruids: butt-berry: Something about Ash's mum forcing Mr Mime to sit on the floor and eat out of a dog bowl makes me uneasy mewtwo was right oldmancaleb Mr Mime has a humiliation fetish and Ash's mom totally doms him rtrixie Hey please don't type these words ever again
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    Text - Bearista @JuliusUrsus *wakes up* *hears scratches at door* *investigates* .oh 7/28/17, 9:22 AM 4,184 Retweets 8,275 Likes del-hell artydorksout Time for crab Source: toshio 214,878 notes •.. Sep 2nd, 2020
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    Text - factumnihil Follow "the trauma made you kind" fuek that. no. i am kind because i cannot allow anyone to go through what i did. i am soft because i chose to be. peculiar-persephone Follow Trauma made me scared, angry, and vulnerable. I made myself kind. tlitookilakin Follow "Ten spears go to battle," he whispered, "and nine shatter. Did the war forge the one that remained? No, Amaram. All the war did was identify the spear that would not break." - Brandon Sanderson's Oathbringer
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    Text - gluten-free-pussy No shade but some of y'all take that zodiac a little tooooo seriously :/ gluten-free-pussy Y'all be like: I'm a fire sign TM so that's why I committed tax fraud Source: gluten-free-pussy
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    Text - rum im gonna start answering my parents how donald trump answers questions phintys how does he answer questions? rum well theres a lot of ways he answers and a lot of question that need to be answered and one of my close friends asks me, a good friend, he says, and I tell ya hes a good, close friend, he says are we gonna answer some questions and you see this guy and this guys got some real questions to answer *wave hand*, we've got a lot of real, important.. goood questions to answer
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    Text - argumate it's neat that we can just say "acquired taste" instead of "I hated this until it subtly reprogrammed my reward circuits and now I love it, you should try some!" discoursedrome snackholm syndrome Source: argumate 567 notes A
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    Text - vermillionseraph Follow I want a boy who worships me like i worship him. I am his everything, just as he is mine. Please. Demand my affections, melt at my touch. I want to love you! Let me love you, please please please nutsacktorturer Follow I want a boy with fat nuts e argumate Follow what are you planning, nutsacktorturer
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    Text - bigheadmode gonna fu around and start saying i DO condone the actions of my problematic fav fictional characters countmalvolio u/-Matijar- - 1 year ago Macbeth was right Macbeth did nothing wrong. Prove me wrong O upvotes · 16 comments 1 Longshanks123 1 point · 1 year ago Killing Macduff's children was pretty over the top. -Matijar- 1 point 1 year ago No it wasn't
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    Food - godtsol Follow | BLM #JunkTerrorLaw @monyeeart recipe: use two cloves of garlic me: got it kagansune OK actually though that's elephant garlic. Sadly using elephant garlic does not have the same effect of using an equal weight of normal garlic. Because elephant garlic isn't as strong. It's for those who want a mild garlic flavour. Or those who want to scare their guests by giving them a dish with slices of garlic on it. Source: godtsol 5,096 notes A
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    Poster - thaflowstate Follow Palestinian fighters in West Beirut, July 1988. isetmyfriendsonfire Follow the cat too? death2america Follow yes
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    Cat - catasters SAU TO PEL arkamos-aurelius The only way to live with a cat. thefingerfuckingfemalefury "I SEE U ARE DOIN A THING GUESS WHAT IT IS TIME FOR ME TO CATTE"
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    Text - REI tilthat TIL that the creators of Shrek took mud showers to study "fluid dynamic simulation" for the movie. The art director also took a trip to a magnolia plantation to learn how to properly render Shrek's swamp. He was chased by an alligator. via reddit.com toastpotent art must be something we are willing to sacrifice for Source: tilthat
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    Text - Russell @RallycrossRS Do y'all blow on food when it's hot or do you hashafashasha til you can chew it? 7:13 AM - 10/16/19 Twitter for iPhone ili View Tweet activity vibalent I blow on it but underestimate how hot it is and hashafashasha anyway
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    Text - epitome-of-adhd * geniusorinsanity seshrat Follow my flatmate has just rocked in with the two lesbianest lesbians i've ever seen and introduced them as "my sister and my sister's... roommate" seshrat Follow isitpepeorpepe and they were roommates minidog oh my god they were roommates
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    Text - monsieurclicky Follow S andysmountains laurapalmerlaurapalmer Follow IM AT A WORK MEETIBNG AND THIS ABSOLUTE BASTARD OF A MAN IS EATING AN APPLE BOTTOM-DOWN CORE AND ALL. JUST FUCKING CRUNCHING AWAY LIKE THATS HOW HUMANS EAT APPLES. laurapalmerlaurapalmer Follow
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    Text - carnival-phantasm Follow Gonna be on 12-hours duty at the hospital for the first time tonight, wish me luck carnival-phantasm Follow Kill it, king cerastes The idea is doing the opposite, but thanks! carnival-phantasm Follow We did it, lads! abraxaswithaxes Follow w-which one did you do carnival-phantasm Follow We did it!!!
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    Text - mysharona1987 father of literate three mo... Follow @punished_picnic my 2 month old: i cant sleep daddy i'm afraid of frankenstein me: haha dont you mean frankenstein's monster my 3 month old: i do not. personally i find unethical and irresponsible scientific practice far more terrifying than any physical being and so should you 9:47 PM - 6 Aug 2019 28,738 Retweets 145,395 Likes tangentqueenofdragons Why did the kid wait a whole month to respond ndiecity Reading a thesaurus Source: myshar
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