Tumblr Thread: Batman Villains as Talk Radio Therapists

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Eric Lund
Sep 14, 2020 11:00 AM EDT

Leave it to Tumblr to take a quirky superhero idea and turn it up to eleven, like this thread where a mystified man is able to identify superheroes. It seems like every villain would be some kind of expert in whatever their field of villainy, so they wouldn't necessarily be bad at giving advice.

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    Text - nonasuch Follow batman: what's the situation? commissioner gordon: Harley and Ivy have hijacked an AM radio station and taken the employees hostage batman: what are their demands? commissioner gordon: they haven't issued any. they, uh. batman: [commisioner gordon turns on the radio] harley: -you gotta walk away, sweetie. His family sounds completely toxic, if not outright emotionally abusive, and he's too enmeshed to see it. caller: no, you're right. you're right. I gotta do it. harley: y
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    Text - [commisioner gordon turns off the radio] batman: what station is this? commisioner gordon: WGTM. batman: the one that rebroadcasts rush limbaugh? commissioner gordon: batman: commisioner gordon: you know what, i probably didn't need to call you for this. tygermama Follow I WOULD PAY MONEY FOR RADIO SHRINK HARLEY OKAY? I WOULD CALL RADIO SHRINK HARLEY OKAY?
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    Text - thequantumqueer Follow "alright, babe, one more reminder that my license was revoked which means i have to tell you this as your friend and not as a mental health professional: you have two options here. one of them is safe, legal, and healthy, and will have lasting long term benefits. the other one is fun." nonasuch Follow reblogging for this extremely accurate addition. powersandplanetaries Follow Ivy's segment is where people call in to ask why their succulent is dying and she yells at
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    Text - empressofthelibrary Follow A few weeks in Selina gets dragged into it, and starts offering advice on caring for cats with special dietary needs and stuff. It inevitably turns into Jackson-Galaxy-esque explinations. "My cat keeps attacking my feet." "How often do you play with him?" "Not as much as I should, but he has a basket of toys right there where he can reach it." "He wants to play with you. Grab a teaser toy or a laser pointer and go nuts. He'll wear himself out in about fifteen mi
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