Tweets About That Midwestern Life

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mattstaff
Sep 18, 2020 10:00 AM EDT

Strong Canada vibes with these tweets about life out in the Midwest. Apparently these are pretty accurate. 

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    Text - MIDWEST Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE. If you ask a Midwesterner "how are you" and they respond "well, im here" or "oh it's going" send help immediately. It's a desperate cry for help that loosely translates to "i need you to push me off the roof." 10:58 AM · 2/14/20 - Twitter for iPhone
    via @midwestern_ope
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    Text - WIDWEST Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE. "Where are you from?" *Names the biggest city you live by bc it's not worth explaining where you're actually from* 3:31 PM · 4/27/20 Twitter for iPhone
    via @midwestern_ope
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    Text - WIDWEST Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE. Asking for help in the Midwest is like can you help me with this thing? If not totally okay, absolutely no pressure. In fact if you'd rather run me over with a car that is completely fine. I'm sorry for asking 12:18 PM · 4/30/20 · Twitter for iPhone
    via @midwestern_ope
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    Text - MIDWEST Midwest vs Everybody OPE. I @midwestern_ope Midwesterners when they flash headlights to warn for deer or police on the road coming up taint müch, but it's honest work 12:16 PM - 5/13/20 · Twitter for iPhone
    via @midwestern_ope
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    Text - MIDWEST Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE. In the Midwest we don't say "I'm leaving" we slap both hands on our knees and say "well I spose" which means it was time to go 30 minutes ago but we're too polite to rush off 9:12 PM · 5/16/20 · Twitter for iPhone 1,865 Retweets and comments 14.6K Likes
    via @midwestern_ope
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    Text - ll AT&T 12:18 PM 1 0 48% Tweet Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE. Top Midwest Sides 9. Oreo fluff 8. Cheesy potatoes 7. Jello Salad 6. Seven layer dip 5. Pickle wraps 4. Puppy Chow 3. Crock pot meatballs 2. Scotcharoos 1. Buffalo Chicken Dip 11:49 AM - 7/11/20 - Twitter for iPhone 765 Retweets and comments 7,035 Likes Tweet your reply Q
    via @midwestern_ope
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    Text - ll AT&T 12:14 PM 1 0 48% Tweet Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE. It's ok to be white. It's ok to be black. It's ok to be asian. It's ok to be hispanic. It's ok to be female. It's ok to be male. It's ok to be YOU. But it's never ok to assume you got to the four way stop first. Wave your fellow midwesterners through 2:10 PM 6/9/20 Twitter for iPhone 956 Retweets and comments 8,615 Likes Tweet your reply
    via @midwestern_ope
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    Text - WIDWEST Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE. "Name an extreme Midwest sport" When the corn gets so tall that you can't see oncoming traffic at the intersection 12:31 PM · 7/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone
    via @midwestern_ope
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    Food - ll AT&T 12:12 PM 10 48% Tweet Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE. Midwesterners: I might have a salad The salad: 11:37 AM - 7/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone 907 Retweets and comments 7,968 Likes Tweet your reply
    via @midwestern_ope
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    Text - ll AT&T 12:10 PM 1 O 52% Tweet Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE. The 9 levels of midwestern anger 9. "For crying out loud" 8. "Woah woah woah" 7. "Hold your horses" 6. "Jeez Louise" 5. "For Heaven's sake"" 4. "If I had a nickel for every time" 3. "Well, now wait a minute" 2. "For Pete's sake" 1. "Listen here pal" 1:50 PM · 7/26/20 Twitter for iPhone 1,875 Retweets and comments 11.5K Likes Tweet your reply Q
    via @midwestern_ope
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    Text - MIDWEST Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE. Midwest nice is holding the door open uncomfortably long for the person following you into the building 11:13 AM · 8/19/20 · Twitter for iPhone
    via @midwestern_ope
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    Text - Ope Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope Midwesterners be like: No Yeah = Yes Yeah no = No Yeah no for sure = Definitely 3/18/19, 9:24 PM
    via @midwestern_ope
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    Text - ll AT&T 12:08 PM 10 53% ( Thread Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE, midwest nice is putting your paper plate upside down in the trash at the Labor Day BBQ so you don't offend whoever made the stuff you didn't eat 2:02 PM 9/6/20 Twitter for iPhone
    via @midwestern_ope

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