The Best Of White People Twitter This Week

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Sep 25, 2020 12:38 AM EDT

An assortment of tweets to boost your mood and raise your spirits. And if these weren't enough, here are some funny tweets that should do the trick.

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  • 01
    Text - Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad I just need 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the mornings and then l'm recharged and ready to tackle the day
    via Reddit
  • 02
    Text - Allison Raskin @AllisonRaskin What if we got rid of Facebook (destructive) and instead just created one big excel sheet with everyone's birthdays (helpful)?
    via Reddit
  • 03
    Product - Marisa Ingemi @Marisa_Ingemi Why what happened New York Post MIN YORK POST @nypost · 17h Most couples haven't taken a trip together in seven months trib.al/H31roDy 22:16 · 14/09/2020 Twitter for iPhone
    via Reddit
  • 04
    Text - bobby wasabi @blondiewasabi one time I invited this girl over and we got high and I sat down and explained | the entire plot line of Skyrim to her for 45 minutes and she still had sex with me it was unbelievable
    via Reddit
  • 05
    People - Matthew Strugar @MatthewStrugar I've been attacked. sure grandma let's get you to bed Netflix used to come in the mail 10:44 PM · 9/17/20 · Twitter for iPhone
    via Reddit
  • 06
    Text - FoxTrip @ltsFoxTrip ... My favorite type of people are the old guys at Target and Lowe's, who, when you ask them where something is, they ask: "what project are you working on?", and proceed to show you a cheaper and easier solution. They are true heroes
    via Reddit
  • 07
    Text - JOSH . @THEJOSHSOFAR do you ever have a conversation in your head and you actually pull a facial expression that would fit the conversation but then you realize how weird it must look to someone who doesn't know you're acting out a whole scenario in your head
    via Reddit
  • 08
    Text - Kylie Cunningham @kyyylieeeee today at the airport one of the drug dogs set off a false alarm and officers rushed over to find out the dog had alerted them for a piece of pizza. the handler just patted his head and goes "it's okay buddy i know pizza always confuses you" and gave him his treat anyways
    via Reddit
  • 09
    Text - 22 years since the start of the show, Ash Ketchum has finally become a Pokemon Master after winning the Alola league Will @MrWilliamo A 10 year old with 22 years of experience. Ash is what every employer is looking for now. 10
    via Reddit
  • 10
    Text - Tweet mami(ta) @justcallhermom The worst part about drug addiction is ending up religious 8:33 PM · 1/16/19 Twitter Web Client ili View Tweet activity
    via Reddit
  • 11
    Text - Melanie Gibson @ImMelanieGibson When I was in high school, I kept hearing about guys giving their girlfriends facials. I remember thinking, "I can't wait to have a boyfriend so l can get pampered too." Imagine my surprise when the day finally came.
    via Reddit
  • 12
    Text - Michael Adler @madler9000 Just settled a divorce over visitation of a parrot. Neither may teach it negative phrases about the other. I went to law school for this.
    via Reddit
  • 13
    Text - james @videojames_ ... there's no way my cat knows his actual name. i've given him like 10 new nicknames today alone. i just called him my sweet bowl of cheese and he was like ya i am
    via Reddit
  • 14
    Text - loges @loganellizabeth My man could propose to me with a frickin pretzel and my B-tch ass would be THRILLED. y'all are trash for posting pics of small rings and being like "you still saying yes?" yeah B-tch put a chicken nugget on my finger idgaf just spend your life with me @akadanidaniels
    via Reddit
  • 15
    Text - Quackity @Quackity children born at the start of the pandemic are now starting high school. feel old yet? 9:33 PM · 17 Sep 20 Twitter for iPhone 3,971 Retweets 86 Quote Tweets 104K Likes
    via Reddit
  • 16
    Text - Lorena Bobbitt @aye_kyn_ Yall did not get bullied for liking anime. Yall got bullied because you did shit like growl at people in class and ninja sprinted to the lunch room. Be honest with yourselves please.
    via Reddit
  • 17
    Text - levi jed murphy @levijedmuxphy sometimes i say "huh?" then answer the question before the person even repeats themselves. i'm not deaf, my brain just be laggin like a 2005 Dell desktop x
    via Reddit

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